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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2009, 01:18:04 PM »
And meatballs?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2009, 01:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 12:41:19 PM
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.

Gin ~ works every time. whistle:

I'm with Wenchy on this...gin is  sick2:

Vodka is so much better angel1
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2009, 01:26:23 PM »
So. Chainsaw, flowers and vodka.

We may have cracked it!

Oh, and hang on to your pants to add to the element of surprise.
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2009, 01:28:23 PM »
Pay attention Nick   noooo:

Money , chocolate and vodka and then you've cracked it

Although I've never had a man with money  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2009, 01:28:59 PM »
Not after you'd finished with him anyhoo  whistle:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2009, 01:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2009, 01:28:59 PM
Not after you'd finished with him anyhoo  whistle:
that'll be right  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2009, 01:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 21, 2009, 01:28:23 PM
Pay attention Nick   noooo:

Money , chocolate and vodka and then you've cracked it

Although I've never had a man with money  noooo:
Money , chocolate, shoes and vodka surely...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2009, 01:37:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 08:55:06 PM
She's problee got thouroughly pissed off waiting for you Nick.

ffs, skip the shite and just dive in, quck shake about in the nether regions, drop out, quick wipe and down the ale 'ouse.
Simple really. ::)
Straight out of a Barbara Cartland novel
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2009, 01:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2009, 01:36:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 21, 2009, 01:28:23 PM
Pay attention Nick   noooo:

Money , chocolate and vodka and then you've cracked it

Although I've never had a man with money  noooo:
Money , chocolate, shoes and vodka surely...?  eyes:

Only if you're going out for sex  ;)
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2009, 01:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 21, 2009, 01:37:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2009, 01:36:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 21, 2009, 01:28:23 PM
Pay attention Nick   noooo:

Money , chocolate and vodka and then you've cracked it

Although I've never had a man with money  noooo:
Money , chocolate, shoes and vodka surely...?  eyes:

Only if you're going out for sex  ;)
I thought that was what this was all about...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2009, 01:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 21, 2009, 01:28:23 PM
Pay attention Nick   noooo:

Money , chocolate and vodka and then you've cracked it

Although I've never had a man with money  noooo:

I have, wasn't worth putting up with for the sake of it though.  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2009, 01:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2009, 01:39:21 PM

I thought that was what this was all about...?  Shrugs:

Don't ask me I just work here  tunble:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2009, 02:18:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 21, 2009, 01:50:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2009, 01:39:21 PM

I thought that was what this was all about...?  Shrugs:

Don't ask me I just work here  tunble:

That's OK.

In a roundabout way, this thread is all about working girls.
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2009, 02:19:29 PM »
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