Wealthy men give women more orgasms

[Barman]

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

Looky Here!

 

[Nick]

WHich accounts for Bernie Ecclestone

[GROWLER]

WHich accounts for Bernie Ecclestone

Talkin' of which, how was your burfday dinner and, you know  pudding last night.

Right, I'm off to draw some money out the bank and spread it over me pillows.

[Nick]

Having just paid my tax I am very poor 

[Snoopy]

Having just paid my tax I am very poor 

You gotta earn it to pay it. Only 40% goes to the Government ~ leaves you 60% by my reckoning ..... but perhaps that is a simplistic view of matters.

[Nick]

Fortunately I have a cunning accountant 

[GROWLER]

Fortunately I have a cunning accountant 

Mine isn't. Just had a letter from companies house informing me that my return was delivered 1 day late, and they will therefore very kindly relieve me of the sum of £100.
Iam about to relieve myself of a bladder full of red hot steaming piss gracefully down the phone at them, thieving parasitic bastards.

[Nick]

If your accountatn submittedit late then the accountant should pay!

[Snoopy]

Ask to see proof of posting 

[GROWLER]

If your accountatn submittedit late then the accountant should pay!

He submitted it the day before it was due...apparently, but the bastard thieving Taffs reckon and claim they didn't receive it until 2 days later.
Well they would say that in these finanacially trying days wouldn't they?

[Nick]

Well at least it solves your problem of having too much money 

[GROWLER]

Well at least it solves your problem of having too much money 

I don't intend giving it away on a whim to a rancid thieving bunch of breath wasting welsh tramps just because they've made some rules up to suit their fat doghnut crumb filled golden lined pockets.
I'm going to tell them that if they don't send me proof of delivery date within 48 hours I'm going to fine them £500, or I'll see them in court.
See how easy it is to simply make draconian rules up?

[Nick]

You could even try to get some compo for distress!

[GROWLER]

You could even try to get some compo for distress!

We Brits (British sorry  ) roll over to have our tummys tickled far too much from these faceless organisations. They think they can just make rules up to suit themselves and we'll just comply, cus that's the British thing to do.
Well I'm fuckin' sick of it, and they can fuck right off, TWATS!

[Snoopy]

If your accountatn submittedit late then the accountant should pay!

He submitted it the day before it was due...apparently, but the bastard thieving Taffs reckon and claim they didn't receive it until 2 days later.
Well they would say that in these finanacially trying days wouldn't they?

In the past Companies House have accepted proof of posting or even the postmark on the envelope as evidence that it is not your fault if it arrives late. This assumes that your accountant sent it first class and made sure he got it to the post box before the last collection (the post mark will prove this). Frankly if your accountant does not protect your interests by obtaining a receipt from the Post Office to prove when the documents were sent, or better yet send it in plenty of time, I would suggest finding a new accountant. Leaving such things until the very last minute is not good practice given the track record of the Royal Mail in recent years. The Royal Mail admit to losing millions of items each year. Anything to do with money matters should always be sent by recorded delivery so that you have proof of posting and if you use the tracker service you also have proof of delivery date and time. This will not cost your accountant anything as he/she will simply add the extra couple of quid it costs to your bill anyway.