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Offline Snoopy

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Are "THEY" watching me?
« on: January 21, 2009, 10:50:07 AM »
If not how do "THEY" know when I go to the toilet? ~ Because "THEY" do. Every friggin' time I settle myself down the phone rings and by the time I get to it "THEY" have rung off.
1471 reveals that "You were called at xx.xxhrs. The caller withheld their number"  cussing:

The same technology is clearly being used by courier companies who always manage to ring the door bell and by the time I get to it the bastards have written a note telling me I wasn't in when they called and vanished ~ would I please wait 24 hours and then ring their depot (Always an 0870 number to increase the costs to me) to arrange when I can call to collect the item. I really am not that slow but wiping me arse and getting downstairs cannot be done in 10 seconds.  Banghead
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 10:51:41 AM »
This may sound like a strange question hound but is it happening at around the same time each day?
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 10:56:03 AM »
No ~ if it were I could understand it.
I take diuretics (water tablets) which means I have to go when I have to go ~ probably more frequently that many but once committed I cannot stop midflow, upzip and get to the phone, front door etc that quickly. I do not have this problem with the postie as he does not rush to the door, ring the bell, push his accustatory "You were not in when we called" note through the letter box and rush the twenty five feet to the front gate, get into a van and drive out of sight in less than 20 seconds.
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »
Our loo is next the the front door. I open the window and shout at them to wait.  redface:
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 12:33:24 PM »
From a sitting position?  eeek:
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 12:34:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2009, 12:33:24 PM
From a sitting position?  eeek:

I have long flexible arms
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 12:34:38 PM »
 eeek:

Like an Orang-Utan?
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 12:35:22 PM »
More like Mr Tickle, but pink.
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 12:36:14 PM »
Tentacles?

This is very worrying.
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 12:37:02 PM »
When the babby arrives it will be a squid  noooo:
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 12:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
When the babby arrives it will be a squid  noooo:

That's cheap ~ mine cost me a lot more over the years.
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 12:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 21, 2009, 12:27:53 PM
Our loo is next the the front door.

I open the window.  redface:

Very wise I am sure.
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 12:48:19 PM »
 drumroll:
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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 01:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
When the babby arrives it will be a squid  noooo:

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Re: Are "THEY" watching me?
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 07:03:41 PM »
Getting (vaguely) back on subject on subject have you tried a tin foil hat so they can't track you Snoop  whistle:
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