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Offline GROWLER

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Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« on: January 21, 2009, 07:31:48 PM »
BIG box deleivery this morning.
A red faced stuttering Mrs Growler was a bit stuck for werds when she face an already agitated Mr Growler (ref Companies House letter  cussing: ) when asked wtf THIS was now?

"Errrr, I saw this dvd storage cabinet that was greatly reduced in a magazine, and thought it might come in handy"
We've already got one, and an empty space...well full of shite actually....under the tv stand/shelf thing.

"Can you assemble it tonight, or shall I get a man in"? eeek:

Still fuming and cursing I walked away to phone Companies House, muttering about 'MORE 'KIN SHITE' Banghead

15 minutes later and the bastard heap of artificial wood shite is spread all over the lounge floor, unpacked by her bloody ladyship.
"Oh, it didn't look like that in the magazine, what do you think"?

Foaming at the mouth, and steaming at the willy....IT'S SHITE, send it back! cussing:

"But I've unpacked it now. Why didn't you look at it before I took it out of the box"?

It's SHITE wumman, how many times to I have to say it, and more to the point, WHY didn't you ask me for an opinion before you bloody ordered it!

"Oh, well be like that then, I'll send it back seeing as YOU don't like it, but now I've got to try and put it back in the box....and the punch line..."IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!


WWWWWWWWHHHHHAT! eeek: Banghead cussing:

Roll out me coffin. I'm ready for it. Banghead
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Offline Barman

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 07:33:42 PM »
Of course it is your fault - who did you think would get the blame...?  ::)
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 07:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:33:42 PM
Of course it is your fault - who did you think would get the blame...?  ::)

Of course, how dozy of me to think it could possibly have been her fault for ordering shite out of a glossy mag, with tales of just how wonderful and a sheer luxurious compliment to any home it would be, all pictured in a beautiful show home background.

Personally, I wouldn't have lit a bastard bonfire with it. Angry9:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 07:43:31 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 21, 2009, 07:31:48 PM

Roll out me coffin. I'm ready for it. Banghead

Thats probably what her next order will be ...hope you will be more helpful when she asks you to assemble that  scared:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 07:45:11 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 21, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:33:42 PM
Of course it is your fault - who did you think would get the blame...?  ::)

Of course, how dozy of me to think it could possibly have been her fault for ordering shite out of a glossy mag, with tales of just how wonderful and a sheer luxurious compliment to any home it would be, all pictured in a beautiful show home background.

Personally, I wouldn't have lit a bastard bonfire with it. Angry9:

I share your pain.  happy100
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 07:49:58 PM »
Cut up her credit cards when she isn't looking  eveilgrin:
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 07:50:54 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 07:49:58 PM
Cut up her credit cards when she isn't looking  eveilgrin:
No, cut them up when she is looking!  eveilgrin:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 07:57:54 PM »
Wimmin!
How did we get sucked into all this shite ey? What EVER was the attraction? Shrugs:

On me own in me 'ut in the woods like, I could have been well happy and minted by now.  whistle:
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 07:58:52 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 21, 2009, 07:57:54 PM

How did we get sucked into all this shite ey? What EVER was the attraction? Shrugs:

See the breasts discussion for a full and detailed answer....  whistle:
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 08:00:11 PM »
Cutting up all tat magazines would be a good start...
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 08:00:48 PM »
Tits and Arse would seem to sum it up Growler. If you had ignored those all would have been well
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 08:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 08:00:48 PM
Tits and Arse would seem to sum it up Growler. If you had ignored those all would have been well

But they are readily available for a much lower cost. No meals, no drinks, no expensive presents, no luvee duvee shite, no wedding, no mortgage, no comitment, and then back to your own little pad to sit and fart all night long if you wish, with TOTAL control of the remote.
Bliss. cloud9:
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 10:28:52 PM »
Can I come and live with you Growler?
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 10:36:36 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
Can I come and live with you Growler?

In our dreams ey GOS, in our dreams ey? lol:
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Re: Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2009, 07:08:49 AM »
Sadly yes sad32: I don't think that even our combined Post Office book accounts would fund the lavish lifestyle that I want noooo:
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