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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #120 on: January 26, 2009, 08:05:57 PM »
Oi! This is getting off topic  evil:

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #121 on: January 26, 2009, 09:17:24 PM »
I know not of what she burbles  evil:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #122 on: January 26, 2009, 09:56:11 PM »
Goats , frogs ......and the list goes on  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #123 on: January 27, 2009, 09:48:42 AM »
Goats , frogs ......and the list goes on  whistle:
Not forgetting badgers and donkeys.  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #124 on: January 27, 2009, 12:18:34 PM »
Goats , frogs ......and the list goes on  whistle:
Not forgetting badgers and donkeys.  noooo:

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #125 on: January 27, 2009, 02:10:56 PM »
Haven't been able to get on for a while, so didn't see this until today.
I too was 'done' a few years ago, stopped because my passenger was not wearing his seat belt & I hadn't noticed. I stupidly thought I was ok after having a few halves but my reading was 53, the pass being 35.
Arrested on the Thursday night & in court the following Tuesday.
Chap in front of me was the same, he used the court solicitor and got an 18 month ban £1500 fine. I didn't and got a years ban & £1000 fine (probably because I appeared to be terrified to be there and didn't make any excuses). Both bans reduced by 3 months if you went on the drink awareness course, which is worth doing.
On the plus side, I was a lot fitter at the end of the ban.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #126 on: January 27, 2009, 02:12:13 PM »
So the solicitor made it worse  eeek:

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #127 on: January 27, 2009, 02:20:01 PM »
It might just be me, but yes I think so.
The solicitor waffled on making excuses for the client & I think they had heard them all before. I just admitted it and said I was terrribly sorry & trembled a bit. They may have taken pity on me but I doubt it.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #128 on: January 27, 2009, 02:23:09 PM »
Prolly cos you are a gerl. I have decided I deffo want the solicitor there, just to hold my hand,like
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #129 on: January 27, 2009, 02:28:09 PM »
I was going to offer to do that ~ 'cos you'll need someone to drive you there and home again afterwards.
But if you would rather pay someone £65 an hour for an undefined period of time whilst you hang about waiting for your case to be called, who will then lash up the case to make himself feel important and not get your fine or ban reduced any further because the court will take the view that you have brought along a brief to defend what to them is an open and shut matter ~ that is up to you.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #130 on: January 27, 2009, 02:32:32 PM »
I'm with Snoops on this one. If there is a chance he can get you off on a technicality then fine, but if not you are only wasting time & money.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #131 on: January 27, 2009, 02:39:09 PM »
Well he's the guy someone I know used and came highly recommended. I want someone there!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #132 on: January 27, 2009, 02:52:56 PM »
Your summons, when it arrives, will probably require you to attend the court at 10am. That is the usual start time for all magistrates courts. Your solicitor will have no more idea than you how many cases are to be dealt with before yours. You may be first up or you may be last. You will not know until the Court Usher tells you or you read the list pinned to the court entrance. Your solicitor, rather like a taxi, will turn on his meter as he leaves his office and not switch it off again until he gets back behind his desk. If your case is not called until the afternoon he will also charge for his lunch. He will bill you for every minute of the day spent on your case.
The court have no option other than to impose a 12 month ban (first offence, not a long way over the limit etc means they will not be looking to increase that). You will get the option to speak in your own mitigation or to make a statement to the court, it will be more impressive coming from you than from someone who the court knows is paid to lie. They will offer you a reduction of three months on the ban if you agree to attend the, tedious and not very pleasant but soon over, course. You will, of course, accept this option. They will impose a fine. You can hardly plead poverty but you can ask for time to pay if you feel you need to. The usher will guide you to where you have to stand and indicate to you when you may leave. End of your day out.
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Cases that WILL be heard before you will involve anyone being held in custody either by the police overnight or being brought in by prison service vans. After that it is at the whim of the court how they deal with the cases due to be heard that day. Usually the court manager will post the list before the doors open, some do it by alphabetical order, others by their estimate of how long it will take the bench to deal with each case.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #133 on: January 27, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »
Thanks Snoops, and for your kind offer. I have thought carefully and still intend to get legal help. End of.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #134 on: January 27, 2009, 04:20:27 PM »
Thanks Snoops, and for your kind offer. I have thought carefully and still intend to get legal help. End of.
Snoopy is right you know.

Still if you feel like spending out on things that might make it better, perhaps it is time to invest in a De-Luxe Lucky Turnip.  ;D

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