Mr Nick is a very naughty boy

[Snoopy]

Well to prepare, like, I decided to use Tesco Online for the week's shopping like. A bit more expert than last time I used it, but I seem to have accidentally purchased 4 kilos of figs 

I am not short of pears either 

 

4kgs of figs !!!!

You won't be needing the worm tablets Nick 

Figs are yuk by the way 

I like figs ~ figs however do not seem to like my diabtetes medication 

[Miss Demeanour]

My brother runs a club in ......... (names not given to protect the innocent)
He recently had cause to 'eject' a person from the club as he was being aggressive and rude to the staff - completely and utterly bladdered  
Turns out he was an off duty Inspector in the xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx police dept.
my brother is now being prosecuted for assault even though they have the CCTV from the club to show how this bloke behaved.
It is with the CPS at the moment - you would hope they would see sense - we shall see  

Just spoken to my brother - the CPS have dropped all charges and the police are bringing misconduct charges against the officer - finally sanity prevails 

The police have contacted him today and said they hope it hasn't their good working relationship 

[Nick]

Jolly good. One fo the village professional drinkers (Growler may well know who I refer to) has bought a small runabout as an 'incognito car' to avoid detection by the rozzers. She is clearly nuts!

[GROWLER]

Jolly good. One fo the village professional drinkers (Growler may well know who I refer to) has bought a small runabout as an 'incognito car' to avoid detection by the rozzers. She is clearly nuts!

Yea, like that'll make all the difference when she gets pulled over for driving whilst tanked up.

Sooner she gets caught, the better....for everyones sake and safety, including her own.
Shall I 'bubble' her?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

  The masked avenger strikes again!!!!!

[Nick]

Well. It's D Day in the morning. There with solicotr at 9.30. Figures all ready.

We shall see.

Mrs Nick has calmed down a bit now.

It should be over quickly.

See you all anon!

[Miss Demeanour]

It's not going to be good news Nick but I hope that it is not too severe 

Good luck
x

[Snoopy]

Well. It's D Day in the morning. There with solicotr at 9.30. Figures all ready.

We shall see.

Mrs Nick has calmed down a bit now.

It should be over quickly.

See you all anon!

Keep smiling old chap ~ and remember, if you drop your soap in the showers ..... leave it there.

[Bar Wench]

Good luck Nick. Do they supply wifi in the police cells?

[Miss Demeanour]

Good luck Nick. Do they supply wifi in the police cells?

 

[Darwins Selection]

Good luck Nick.

Have you suggested to your solicitor that a plea of insanity may be in order?

[Snoopy]

<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

[Darwins Selection]

<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

The detector will be set off by the steel plate in his head anyway. 

Leave the Swiss Army Knife behind as well.

[Snoopy]

<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

The detector will be set off by the steel plate in his head anyway. 

Then he should be prepared for a full body search unless, like me, he carries an approved document explaining why he will set off a metal detector and even then I have to go through the "Please come this way" routine at airports and court buildings.

[Darwins Selection]

<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

The detector will be set off by the steel plate in his head anyway. 

Then he should be prepared for a full body search unless, like me, he carries an approved document explaining why he will set off a metal detector and even then I have to go through the "Please come this way" routine at airports and court buildings.