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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #195 on: February 01, 2009, 10:44:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 01, 2009, 09:55:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2009, 04:47:27 PM
Well to prepare, like, I decided to use Tesco Online for the week's shopping like. A bit more expert than last time I used it, but I seem to have accidentally purchased 4 kilos of figs  evil:

I am not short of pears either  evil:

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4kgs of figs !!!!

You won't be needing the worm tablets Nick  lol:

Figs are yuk by the way  sick2:

I like figs ~ figs however do not seem to like my diabtetes medication  eeek:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #196 on: February 06, 2009, 03:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 01:57:30 PM
My brother runs a club in ......... (names not given to protect the innocent)
He recently had cause to 'eject' a person from the club as he was being aggressive and rude to the staff - completely and utterly bladdered  eeek:
Turns out he was an off duty Inspector in the xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx police dept.
my brother is now being prosecuted for assault even though they have the CCTV from the club to show how this bloke behaved.
It is with the CPS at the moment - you would hope they would see sense - we shall see  noooo:

Just spoken to my brother - the CPS have dropped all charges and the police are bringing misconduct charges against the officer - finally sanity prevails  happ096

The police have contacted him today and said they hope it hasn't their good working relationship  happy001
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #197 on: February 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM »
Jolly good. One fo the village professional drinkers (Growler may well know who I refer to) has bought a small runabout as an 'incognito car' to avoid detection by the rozzers. She is clearly nuts!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #198 on: February 06, 2009, 05:05:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM
Jolly good. One fo the village professional drinkers (Growler may well know who I refer to) has bought a small runabout as an 'incognito car' to avoid detection by the rozzers. She is clearly nuts!

Yea, like that'll make all the difference when she gets pulled over for driving whilst tanked up. ::)

Sooner she gets caught, the better....for everyones sake and safety, including her own.
Shall I 'bubble' her? rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #199 on: February 06, 2009, 09:09:45 PM »
 eeek: The masked avenger strikes again!!!!!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #200 on: February 17, 2009, 05:53:00 PM »
Well. It's D Day in the morning. There with solicotr at 9.30. Figures all ready.

We shall see.

Mrs Nick has calmed down a bit now.

It should be over quickly.

See you all anon!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #201 on: February 17, 2009, 05:58:54 PM »
It's not going to be good news Nick but I hope that it is not too severe  scared2:

Good luck
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #202 on: February 17, 2009, 06:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2009, 05:53:00 PM
Well. It's D Day in the morning. There with solicotr at 9.30. Figures all ready.

We shall see.

Mrs Nick has calmed down a bit now.

It should be over quickly.

See you all anon!

Keep smiling old chap ~ and remember, if you drop your soap in the showers ..... leave it there. whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #203 on: February 17, 2009, 06:04:15 PM »
Good luck Nick. Do they supply wifi in the police cells?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #204 on: February 17, 2009, 06:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 17, 2009, 06:04:15 PM
Good luck Nick. Do they supply wifi in the police cells?

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #205 on: February 17, 2009, 06:08:09 PM »
Good luck Nick.

Have you suggested to your solicitor that a plea of insanity may be in order?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #206 on: February 17, 2009, 06:10:06 PM »
<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #207 on: February 17, 2009, 06:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 06:10:06 PM
<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

The detector will be set off by the steel plate in his head anyway.  ::)

Leave the Swiss Army Knife behind as well.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #208 on: February 17, 2009, 06:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2009, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 06:10:06 PM
<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

The detector will be set off by the steel plate in his head anyway.  ::)



Then he should be prepared for a full body search unless, like me, he carries an approved document explaining why he will set off a metal detector and even then I have to go through the "Please come this way" routine at airports and court buildings.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #209 on: February 17, 2009, 06:21:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 06:18:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2009, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 06:10:06 PM
<Serious head mode on>
Don't forget to switch you f'ing mobile off before you go into court and be prepared to have to pass through a metal detector as you enter the court building
<serious head mode off>

The detector will be set off by the steel plate in his head anyway.  ::)



Then he should be prepared for a full body search unless, like me, he carries an approved document explaining why he will set off a metal detector and even then I have to go through the "Please come this way" routine at airports and court buildings.

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