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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #255 on: February 18, 2009, 10:53:40 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 18, 2009, 10:37:48 AM
He's out. Just rang me. I'll let him tell you what happened when he gets back. ;)

He's currently sipping coffee in Chester as though nowt's happened. lol:

Anyway, place your bets now ladies and gents.
How much was he fined competition commences!

You are a tease  evil:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #256 on: February 18, 2009, 10:56:54 AM »
YOU BASTARD GROWLER!!!!!  angry041:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #257 on: February 18, 2009, 10:58:46 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 18, 2009, 10:56:54 AM
YOU BASTARD GROWLER!!!!!  angry041:

Correct.  happy088

Next insult at your leisure, please. lol:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #258 on: February 18, 2009, 10:59:20 AM »
You're in the right Growler.

It's up to Nick to tell us (or not)
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #259 on: February 18, 2009, 11:05:53 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 18, 2009, 10:59:20 AM
You're in the right Growler.

It's up to Nick to tell us (or not)

 cloud9:

I could tell you and have a ball, but it really wouldn't be fair like. noooo:

Quantanamo Bay is but a mere flight away. lol:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #260 on: February 18, 2009, 11:16:16 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2009, 10:40:25 AM
I'll give him £50 for his old banger

Is he getting divorced as well then?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #261 on: February 18, 2009, 11:26:22 AM »
Oooooo Mrs Nick is sooooo gonna git you!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #262 on: February 18, 2009, 11:59:17 AM »
Well Mrs Nick may need someone to yell at if Nick gets banged up Wenchy. Darwin has just unwittingly provided that service.  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #263 on: February 18, 2009, 12:26:40 PM »
Afternoon all.

Well, that was not half as awful as I feared. Got there at 9.15. Met solicitor who did some more work on my accountant's figures. Called first at 10. CHarge read out. Stood up and said Guilty. Solicitor does his stuff (about 1 minute). Bitof chuntering amongst the magistrates.

12 month ban and £200 fine.

Could have been worse.

I was in there for all of three minutes.

Mrs Nick ran me into Chester and then took the Boy swimming. She seems unfazed by the outcome, in part becuase she learned first thing that one of her students (' nice smiley lad') was run over by a bus yesterday and killed.

Kind of puts my woes into perspective.

Thanks again for all your kind words..

PS Jolly glad to have the solicitor there. I was amazed at the spin he put on the whole thing. I managed to avoid telling him that the local Judge told me some gossip about him too!!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #264 on: February 18, 2009, 12:44:01 PM »
Not bad at all really!

So taxi for one from now on then!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #265 on: February 18, 2009, 12:45:06 PM »
So when you say Mrs Nick ran you into Chester ~ presumably attached to the rear of her car by a rope?











Sad about her student though.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #266 on: February 18, 2009, 12:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 18, 2009, 12:44:01 PM
Not bad at all really!

So taxi for one from now on then!

I have largely sorted out transport arrangements

Shopping?: Tesco online
Going away with werk? Taxi to station or airport and claim on expenses
School runs?: Mrs Nick or taxi (c.£20 a week)
Swimming (The Boy); His GF goes so they will take and collect

I shall adjust!

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #267 on: February 18, 2009, 01:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2009, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 18, 2009, 12:44:01 PM
Not bad at all really!

So taxi for one from now on then!

I have largely sorted out transport arrangements

Shopping?: Tesco online
Going away with werk? Taxi to station or airport and claim on expenses
School runs?: Mrs Nick or taxi (c.£20 a week)
Swimming (The Boy); His GF goes so they will take and collect

I shall adjust!

You will probably find you save a fortune and actually don't need a second car at all.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #268 on: February 18, 2009, 02:35:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
Afternoon all.

Well, that was not half as awful as I feared. Got there at 9.15. Met solicitor who did some more work on my accountant's figures. Called first at 10. CHarge read out. Stood up and said Guilty. Solicitor does his stuff (about 1 minute). Bitof chuntering amongst the magistrates.

12 month ban and £200 fine.

Could have been worse.

I was in there for all of three minutes.

Mrs Nick ran me into Chester and then took the Boy swimming. She seems unfazed by the outcome, in part becuase she learned first thing that one of her students (' nice smiley lad') was run over by a bus yesterday and killed.

Kind of puts my woes into perspective.

Thanks again for all your kind words..

PS Jolly glad to have the solicitor there. I was amazed at the spin he put on the whole thing. I managed to avoid telling him that the local Judge told me some gossip about him too!!


Not bad at all Nick.
Shame about Mrs Nicks student
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #269 on: February 18, 2009, 03:48:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2009, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 18, 2009, 12:44:01 PM
Not bad at all really!

So taxi for one from now on then!

I have largely sorted out transport arrangements

Shopping?: Tesco online
Going away with werk? Taxi to station or airport and claim on expenses
School runs?: Mrs Nick or taxi (c.£20 a week)
Swimming (The Boy); His GF goes so they will take and collect

I shall adjust!


A fair result Nick
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