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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #270 on: February 18, 2009, 04:12:32 PM »
And thank you old chap for your kind PM. Shall I post you some cake?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #271 on: February 18, 2009, 04:15:01 PM »
Glad you didn't get dealt with too harshly Nick...

I still think it is outrageous that the pigs should have arrested you and sent you to court at all - bastards!  cussing:

I withheld such comments until the trial in case the judge was a regular reader....  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #272 on: February 18, 2009, 04:15:41 PM »
My solicitor told some amazing porkies!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #273 on: February 18, 2009, 04:25:46 PM »
And i'll buy you a beer Nick - you must be relieved it is all over  happy088
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #274 on: February 18, 2009, 04:27:06 PM »
No one has asked what gossip I heard about my solicitor  evil:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #275 on: February 18, 2009, 04:27:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2009, 04:15:41 PM
My solicitor told some amazing porkies!
"Mr. Nick is an honest and upstanding member of society"?  point:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #276 on: February 18, 2009, 04:28:35 PM »
He too may be a regular here  eeek:


Anywhoo ~ you know we are not ones for talking about people behind their backs









Oh Go on then ~ giz the lowdown.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #277 on: February 18, 2009, 04:34:35 PM »
My mate the judge said that the solicitor was married and played golf weekly with his 'best friend'. This all came to a halt when the solicitor ran off with the best friend's daughter (20 years his junior) and descibed unto me as 'a big girl'  eyes:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #278 on: February 18, 2009, 04:35:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2009, 04:34:35 PM
My mate the judge said that the solicitor was married and played golf weekly with his 'best friend'. This all came to a halt when the solicitor ran off with the best friend's daughter (20 years his junior) and descibed unto me as 'a big girl'  eyes:
Big... as in (  @  Y  @  )   eyes:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #279 on: February 18, 2009, 04:36:07 PM »
I believe so
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #280 on: February 18, 2009, 04:43:57 PM »
Phwoar!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #281 on: February 18, 2009, 04:44:42 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #282 on: February 18, 2009, 04:46:27 PM »
Thats ok then - as long as he hadn't lost his marbles and run off with his best mates daughter who had small tits  ::)
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #283 on: February 18, 2009, 04:46:55 PM »
Exactly what I thought!!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #284 on: February 18, 2009, 04:50:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 18, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
Thats ok then - as long as he hadn't lost his marbles and run off with his best mates daughter who had small tits  ::)
As if...?  noooo:
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