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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #300 on: September 15, 2009, 10:10:10 AM »
She, no doubt, is fully trained in being non-judgemental and will know how to deal with his little "crisis"  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #301 on: September 15, 2009, 10:11:00 AM »
He is shitting himself  noooo:

She is not impressed
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #302 on: September 15, 2009, 10:12:00 AM »
I did type that tongue in cheek. Professional person second ~ being a typical wife first  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #303 on: September 15, 2009, 10:15:03 AM »
Bastard plod still staking the village out and cruising around taking car numbers  noooo:

He 'blew' 43. The limit is 40. The top of the range is about 150. Still a one year ban  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #304 on: September 15, 2009, 10:25:15 AM »
It's all about "Crime Clear-up" figures. Everyone caught in your village counts against a little old lady being mugged for her pension by three shaven headed louts in Skallypool.
One DD conviction = one crime solved without danger to the two officers concerned. Putting in the effort to be "on the streets" preventing muggings etc is hard work. It's a no-brainer to their target driven culture.
What really p*sses me off is when sanctimonious twats get on the box spouting drivel about "A crime is a crime and we treat them all equally" ~ do they bollox!
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #305 on: September 15, 2009, 10:25:43 AM »
Quite
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #306 on: September 15, 2009, 11:21:40 AM »
I don't believe it!!!

Immediate neighbour came round. He too got 'done' last night  noooo:

50

I may have a houseful at this rate

Bastards.

We are not all alcys here. They just lie in wait
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #307 on: September 15, 2009, 11:28:00 AM »
When I was a nipper we used to know which gardens provided the best opportunities for scrumping apples without tearing our trousers on the fence.
When I was in the RAF we knew the best ways to get back into camp after "lights out" without getting caught.
When I worked in the City I knew those clients where I could be guaranteed to find a little extra business to "make" the monthly sales targets".
Your local police know when they too are on to a good thing.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #308 on: September 15, 2009, 11:30:23 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #309 on: September 17, 2009, 09:35:48 AM »
Me and the ex-Lodger are off on our course together shortly. Advice is not to ask questions (prolongs the session) and on no account to challenge or argue back (they get pissed off).

What can possibly go wrong?  angel1
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #310 on: September 17, 2009, 09:36:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2009, 09:35:48 AM
Me and the ex-Lodger are off on our course together shortly. Advice is not to ask questions (prolongs the session) and on no account to challenge or argue back (they get pissed off).

What can possibly go wrong?  angel1

Any Young's pubs nearby? Want some vouchers?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #311 on: September 17, 2009, 09:38:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2009, 09:35:48 AM
Advice is not to ask questions (prolongs the session) and on no account to challenge or argue back (they get pissed off).

What, and take the fun out it.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #312 on: September 17, 2009, 09:42:53 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2009, 09:36:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2009, 09:35:48 AM
Me and the ex-Lodger are off on our course together shortly. Advice is not to ask questions (prolongs the session) and on no account to challenge or argue back (they get pissed off).

What can possibly go wrong?  angel1

Any Young's pubs nearby? Want some vouchers?

We had thought of that. Young's is very rare hereabouts.

This is the nearest pub

http://www.pub-explorer.com/merseyside/pub/bridgeinnportsunlight.htm
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #313 on: September 17, 2009, 09:46:15 AM »
Ghost Tours and Plasma screens  rubschin:

Shouldn't that be ectoplasma screens?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #314 on: September 17, 2009, 09:47:01 AM »
It caters for diverse tastes  shrugs:
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