Answers on a postcard

[Nick]

Mrs Nick reminds me that she has booked the three of us into some sort of flamenco event in Scallypool tonight. That done, she heads off to work.


I go down to make some coffee and find a large bucket on the kitchen table with a note 'Please bring this bucket to the event this evening.'

WTF is that about? 

[Barman]

It is Scallypool Nick... 

[GROWLER]

Mrs Nick reminds me that she has booked the three of us into some sort of flamenco event in Scallypool tonight. That done, she heads off to work.


I go down to make some coffee and find a large bucket on the kitchen table with a note 'Please bring this bucket to the event this evening.'

WTF is that about? 

Pity it's not on the 19th Feb., and then you could tell her to take it herself.

[Nick]

But what can it possibly be for?

[GROWLER]

But what can it possibly be for?

To stick over your head, cus like me with this shower of moose's here, you are an embarrasment to her probably.

[Nick]

So I am meant to sit in a flamenco event with a large bucket on my head in order to be unobtrusive?

Makes perfect sense 

[Darwins Selection]

It's one of those non-stop dancing marathons.

If you leave the floor to have a pee you lose.

[Snoopy]

Have you considered interupting her soooooooooo important working life by ringing her, on her mobile, and asking why? Failure to gain a satisfactory answer should result in you saying firmly "No I am not travelling to Scallypool or anywhere else carrying a bucket" End of problem.
If you are spoiling for a fight you could even ask why the fvck she didn't take it with her.

[Nick]

I have e mailed her to make an enquiry 

[Miss Demeanour]

It'll be for soaking your feet in after you have danced the night away 

[Nick]

My flamenco dancing days are over. My castanets are not what they were 

[Snoopy]

Besides ~ have you seen the size of his feet?

[Nick]

And my nose. Other parts in proportion 

[Miss Demeanour]

What does the chart say 

[Barman]

What does the chart say 

"Liar" probably...