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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2009, 10:16:40 AM »
She went in on the train. Maybe carrying a 4 gallon bucket would have looked odd!

She is taking you to the event and is worried about looking odd on the train?  eeek:

Ah but Nick has a practical use here:

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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2009, 11:57:59 AM »
Passing the bucket around's a bit naff eeek:

Take an old knackered spanish guitar and they can put the dosh through the hole in the middle  ;D
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2009, 11:58:25 AM »
Anyone got an old knackered Spanish guitar?
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2009, 12:03:32 PM »
How do you tell the nationality of a guitar  whacky115
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2009, 12:06:02 PM »
Simple Miss D, play a scale. If its a Spanish guitar it will bo A#, B# Cnor..  whistle:
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2009, 12:16:01 PM »
How do you tell the nationality of a guitar  whacky115

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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 02:58:43 PM »
Anyone got an old knackered Spanish guitar?

Will 2 dead car batteries, Mrs Growler, a mini moose, and a telephone with a broken handset suffice?  whistle:

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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 09:35:34 PM »
The bucket was not required  evil:

I felt like an idiot!
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 10:01:50 PM »
The bucket was not required  evil:

I felt like an idiot!

You ARE an idiot, but that's for another new thread I suppose. whistle:

What was the bucket for then?

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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2009, 07:57:38 AM »
Collecting donations. It proved not to be necessary  noooo:
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2009, 08:45:51 AM »
Collecting donations. It proved not to be necessary  noooo:

Why? Was the show that shite?  rubschin:

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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2009, 09:32:04 AM »
It was paid for by someone else.

http://londres.cervantes.es/en/culture_spanish/culture_spanish.htm
It was quite good actually!
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2009, 11:12:01 AM »
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Has it occured that this was possibly some devious form of punishment dreamt up by Mrs Nick?
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2009, 11:13:27 AM »
That thought had not occurred to me. She is quite calm at present. Which is worrying. I haven't mentioned the solicitor's bill yet  scared2:
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Re: Answers on a postcard
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2009, 11:15:06 AM »
Ah ~ The calm before the storm eh?


Surely the solicitor's bill is between the solicitor and his client ~ which Mrs Nick is not ~ yet  eveilgrin:
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