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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »
Looking back I'd say they end up teaching there Miss D.  whistle:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2009, 06:59:01 PM »
 lol: Oh how true that is in my recent experience.

No Miss D ~ I think it has more to do with the fact that the "little ones" tend to work at "grouped" tables, leaning close to one another, often touching heads/hair whereas by the time they reach secondary school they are (a) more aware of the dangers of nits and (b) more desirous of personal space ~ until, like the THW, they discover the delights of tongue wrestling when, frankly, nits would be the last of our worries ~ in fact we would almost welcome them as we welcome and thank God for the arrival of the painters each month. She is hell to live with for about two out of every four weeks but rather that than another mouth to feed. ::)
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2009, 07:04:26 PM »
Agreed Snoops. The brat sat in the front room the other night and casually asked if you have to pay for an abortion !!!  She is 12 FFS!!!

I nearly fell off my high horse   noooo:

After much quizzing it appeared to be related to some song she was listening to ...but I believe I aged about 20 yrs in that one question  scared2:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2009, 07:13:09 PM »
The THW and boyfriend announced last night that two of their school chums (both in 6th Form Year 12 I think it is ~ anway between 16 and 17 years of age) are expecting a little bundle of joy in about 6 months.
They (the proud parents) have it all mapped out. They plan that her mum will give up work to look after the baby whilst they finish their A levels (another 18 months) and then go to Uni together. They are however willing to forego their "Gap Year".
We have not been informed of what either set of grandparents to be have said about the matter or even if they know yet.

Wife sat there with her chin on the floor.

I, of course, was not surprised as I have been here before ~ older daughter is 39 this year (August) and eldest (son) will be 41 in April. FFS I have grandchildren older than these expectant parents!

For the record The Teenage Hormone Wreck will be 16 on June 1st and her BF is 11 months older than her.

It gets no better as they get older ~ if that is any consolation.

And Nick worries about an itchy arse!  evil:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2009, 07:16:41 PM »
All sensible words...  happy088

Being Nick tho the whole family is almost certainly riddled with tape worm...  whistle:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2009, 07:19:09 PM »
Like this you mean?
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 07:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
They are however willing to forego their "Gap Year".


How sweet generous considerate and thoughtful of them. Angels. Bless. Angry9:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 07:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2009, 07:19:09 PM
Like this you mean?

Yes... but more prolly...  whistle:


And resistant to drugs like...  whistle:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 07:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 07:16:41 PM
All sensible words...  happy088

Being Nick tho the whole family is almost certainly riddled with tape worm...  whistle:

I've been to his house and eaten his CAKE FFS! eeek:

I'm going for a a very nervous shit. scared2:...and why am I now scratching meself like?
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2009, 07:36:32 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 29, 2009, 07:31:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 07:16:41 PM
All sensible words...  happy088

Being Nick tho the whole family is almost certainly riddled with tape worm...  whistle:

I've been to his house and eaten his CAKE FFS! eeek:

I'm going for a a very nervous shit. scared2:...and why am I now scratching meself like?


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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2009, 07:38:22 PM »
He might need that bucket for something else now  sick2:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2009, 07:43:29 PM »
Reading all this makes me quite glad that my family duties only extend to being an Uncle  ;)  But I've seen my sister go through it with her two lads.
Now the testosterone has kicked in it's a different game ~ the latest episode apparently involved them driving a quad bike across the fields at night, one riding shotgun bagging rabbits in the headlights  eeek:

DS would probably appreciate the merits of that sort of training...
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2009, 07:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 29, 2009, 07:31:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 07:16:41 PM
All sensible words...  happy088

Being Nick tho the whole family is almost certainly riddled with tape worm...  whistle:

I've been to his house and eaten his CAKE FFS! eeek:

I'm going for a a very nervous shit. scared2:...and why am I now scratching meself like?


 noooo:

I knew I wouldnt be the only person who thought of that.  whistle:

Not to worry Nick any more than he already is but that picture does make it look kind of feminine...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2009, 07:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2009, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 29, 2009, 07:31:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 07:16:41 PM
All sensible words...  happy088

Being Nick tho the whole family is almost certainly riddled with tape worm...  whistle:

I've been to his house and eaten his CAKE FFS! eeek:

I'm going for a a very nervous shit. scared2:...and why am I now scratching meself like?


 noooo:

I knew I wouldnt be the only person who thought of that.  whistle:

Not to worry Nick any more than he already is but that picture does make it look kind of feminine...  eveilgrin:
You know some strange women...  noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Wildlife woes
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2009, 07:59:11 PM »
Is it the lipstick  noooo:
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