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Offline tel

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Poundland
« on: January 30, 2009, 10:12:52 AM »
Does anybody else but me, use these shops?

Last week I acquired a USB lava lamp.

For a quid - perfick.

Surely Wenchy must avail herself here.
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM »
Does it still werk though? I used to get the odd thing from the one in Wandsworth. Whatever I got always failed to operate within 24 hours (might just be me  redface:)
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 10:18:45 AM »
I needed a magnifying glass a few months ago (the old one broke). Couldn't find one anywhere until I ventured into the local pound shop.
What a result!  ;D  It's even got a Philips screwdriver in the handle!
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 10:22:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Does it still werk though? I used to get the odd thing from the one in Wandsworth. Whatever I got always failed to operate within 24 hours (might just be me  redface:)

I am sitting (gingerly) at my computer desk and the USB Lava lamp that Tel gave me is casting a mellifluous glow.
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 10:23:44 AM »
A very generous gift, I am sure  point:
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 10:24:39 AM »
Unfortunately the female staff in the pub (and a bemused Snakey) mistook the lava lamp for a sex toy!

PS mine still werks. ;D
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 10:26:19 AM »
 eeek:

Did you buy cheapo Vaseline too?
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 10:29:59 AM »
Batteries are good value there of course ... for whatever you need them  whistle:
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 10:32:50 AM »
My ex boss had a huge tub of Vaseline in his office. And a transformer  rubschin:
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 10:38:42 AM »
Don't mention Transformers, Wenchy will get excited.
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 10:42:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2009, 10:32:50 AM
My ex boss had a huge tub of Vaseline in his office. And a transformer  rubschin:

... and a pair of jump leads to resuscitate his employees?
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 10:43:15 AM »
That was his successor. But she just did electro-torture. I left  noooo:

Lesbian, of course
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2009, 11:44:00 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2009, 10:18:45 AM
I needed a magnifying glass a few months ago (the old one broke). Couldn't find one anywhere until I ventured into the local pound shop.
What a result!  ;D  It's even got a Philips screwdriver in the handle!
How much was it...?  rubschin:
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Re: Poundland
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2009, 11:44:27 AM »
A POUND, you dolt























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Re: Poundland
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 12:15:11 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2009, 10:22:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Does it still werk though? I used to get the odd thing from the one in Wandsworth. Whatever I got always failed to operate within 24 hours (might just be me  redface:)

I am sitting (gingerly) at my computer desk and the USB Lava lamp that Tel gave me is casting a mellifluous glow.
What?.... are we licensed for words like mellifluous?
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