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Offline Nick

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The all new stupid mission statements thread
« on: January 30, 2009, 01:10:25 PM »
Involved in a debate elsewhere about the idiocy of mission statements and other qaungoesque jargon

Here's one from a college:

"Inspiring and leading our community through excellence in providing learning solutions and pathways for progression"

 

Blimey, I must get down there and enrol quick!


Let's have some more
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Re: The all new stupid mission statements thread
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 01:34:46 PM »



clicky for the gif effect.
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Re: The all new stupid mission statements thread
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 01:43:55 PM »
The mission of any business has to be the improvement of profitability and maximisation of shareholder dividends.

Anything else is pure bullshit!
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Re: The all new stupid mission statements thread
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 02:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2009, 01:34:46 PM



clicky for the gif effect.


I actually thought that was real for a moment. Maybe it is!!
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