Nick ~ I value your friendship and hate to say this but you are a mad as a March Hare.
WHAT?! Is THAT all?
Tell you summat, he's doin' a fine job of turnin' me 'ed he is. I'm probably permanently damaged by all this unbelievable shite. Makes me feel positively nuasiatic reading about it.
TWO BLOODY THOUSAND....can't believe I'm actually typing this, I really CANNOT....useful pounds that could buy oh so much decent and useful stuff, and he fuckin' wastes, YES WASTES it on one twat of a rug.
This has made me so bloody angry this 'as, seriously.
I'm hittin' the bottle to refill me bladder.