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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #195 on: September 04, 2009, 08:35:29 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 04, 2009, 08:34:32 AM
You charge to unroll it.  whistle:


Prolly by the metre or part thereof.

Precisely. Guess how much this professional unrolling is going to cost  eeek:
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #196 on: September 04, 2009, 08:36:14 AM »
Utter, utter, utter, utter madness  noooo:

I'll come and unroll it for a tenner  whistle:
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #197 on: September 04, 2009, 08:36:58 AM »
I imagine there will be a couple of noughts on the end of it. Bloody Welsh are good @ spotting mugs.
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #198 on: September 04, 2009, 08:37:53 AM »
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #199 on: September 04, 2009, 08:41:00 AM »
When first taken out of the packing and unrolled, the rug mayhave bulges that will prevent it from laying flat on the floor. This occurs due to tight rolling during shipment. It will disappear in a day or two. If the problem persists please put a heavy flat object on top of it for sometime and it will help in solving the problem.

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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #200 on: September 04, 2009, 08:50:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2009, 08:35:29 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 04, 2009, 08:34:32 AM
You charge to unroll it.  whistle:


Prolly by the metre or part thereof.

Precisely. Guess how much this professional unrolling is going to cost  eeek:

They saw you coming !!!!!
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #201 on: September 04, 2009, 08:54:10 AM »
Mrs Nick wants professional laying, Mrs Nick pays  eveilgrin:
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #202 on: September 04, 2009, 08:55:11 AM »
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #203 on: September 04, 2009, 08:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 04, 2009, 08:33:42 AM
eeek:

How do you professionally lay a rug  rubschin:


Puts a whole new meaning on 'shag pile'  Nick if you need a heavy object may I suggest you keeel Mrs Nick and leave her body on said rug to straighten out the lumps and bumps.  You will need to dispose of the body within three days otherwise you will have to pay for a professional stain remover  to clean the rug.  If you don't really like the rug, just roll Mrs Nick up in the nicely straightened and very flat rug and dispose of both.   eveilgrin:
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #204 on: September 04, 2009, 08:59:36 AM »
 rubschin:
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #205 on: September 04, 2009, 09:01:50 AM »
What's the worst that could happen?
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #206 on: September 04, 2009, 09:05:40 AM »
She'd regain consciousness in a landfill site?
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #207 on: September 04, 2009, 09:08:07 AM »
Or if you were succesful she would haunt you forever......

Nothing would be where you left it...

things would get moved around ...

there would be strange bumps in the night or down the stairs....

Mmmmmm....pretty much as is then  rubschin:
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #208 on: September 04, 2009, 09:08:27 AM »
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Re: The extortionate price of rugs!
« Reply #209 on: September 04, 2009, 02:46:00 PM »
The RUG has landed!


Professional laying took 4 minutes
 Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

My glamorous assistant has helped me with a picture of it  whistle:













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