The extortionate price of rugs!

[Snoopy]

A wart is a virus under the Human Papilloma Virus classification or HPVs. There are more than 100 types of warts of which 30 or more of them can be most often found in the sexual regions.

Now there's a thought to conjure with 

[Pastis]

I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood 

[Snoopy]

I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood 

That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.

[Barman]

I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood 

That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.

[Snoopy]

I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood 

That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.

Oh come on BM ~ everyone who ever had a wart on their finger/thumb has chewed at it in the hopes it will go away ~ the same does not apply to genital warts ~ obviously. 

[Snoopy]

How the f*ck did we get from Nick buying a carpet to gential warts? ~ This board is officially odd. 

[Barman]

I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood 

That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.

Oh come on BM ~ everyone who ever had a wart on their finger/thumb has chewed at it in the hopes it will go away ~ the same does not apply to genital warts ~ obviously. 

[Barman]

How the f*ck did we get from Nick buying a carpet to gential warts? ~ This board is officially odd. 

I'm surprised it took so long...

[GROWLER]

£2000 'KIN POUNDS?

Please god tell me he really is winding us all up, PLEASE?

I could carpet the whole of Growler Towers for less than that.

There is something very seriously wrong with ANYONE who sees a bastard rug being worth £2000
I'm in a state of shock and disbelievement here.

Don't ever ever ever tell me you are skint ever ever evere again.

[Snoopy]

Like me ~ You've bin to his gaff ~ Rugs on top of carpets ~ Am I right or am I right?

[Barman]

And he whined about how much I charged him to fix his stupid web site! 

[GROWLER]

I've just had to pm him I'm that shocked. Seriously I am. He's gone off the rails, he must have.

I really wish he hadn't mentioned the price now tbh

[Snoopy]

Everyone has different priorities ~ it's just that in this case we are dealing with Mrs Nick and a Nick who has been naughty ~ she couldn't put him over her knee now could she. Her being so tiny and him so huge like.

[Darwins Selection]

I've just had to pm him I'm that shocked. Seriously I am. He's gone off the rails, he must have.

I really wish he hadn't mentioned the price now tbh

Mrs DS #2 once spent £8000 on a horse which ended up as dog food 6 weeks later. 

In a ladies eyes there are 2 sorts of money, the sort they use to buy something they must have and the sort which pays for everything else.

[Snoopy]

I must resist the impulse to correct that to "A Lady's eyes". I cannot argue with the sentiment though.