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Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« on: February 01, 2009, 07:28:57 PM »
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 07:29:56 PM »
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 07:30:37 PM »
No time now. Tap water and bread and scrape for tea, like. I have to run the tap. And cut some bread
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 07:31:04 PM »
Be careful.

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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 07:31:21 PM »

It's a ........

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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 07:32:29 PM »
Calls for more
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 07:32:49 PM »
Well, he's coming back on Wednesday, so once that ordeal is over, and he's talked in Glaswegian about '...my little Kyle...' it will all be over
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 07:33:38 PM »
No time now. Tap water and bread and scrape for tea, like. I have to run the tap. And cut some bread

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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 07:34:39 PM »
I am getting my coat and will drive round to Nick's and Keeeeeel Heeeem myself if he keeps this up.  Banghead
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 07:34:55 PM »
¬For tap water? rubschin:
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 07:35:20 PM »
NO For the friggin' story you moron!  cussing:
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 07:36:32 PM »
 Banghead

Keeel Heeem!
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 07:37:40 PM »
Maybe I should post your bank details here in case i meet an untimely death  whistle:
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2009, 07:39:01 PM »
I think I can speak for the assembled gathering when I offer  surrender:
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Re: Nick's current problem with a Stanley Baxter impersonator
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2009, 07:39:33 PM »
Wait till Wednesday then
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