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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #135 on: February 02, 2009, 04:42:44 PM »
Only one mind
And that is defective.

Don't tell me he ticked the box for 'black and white'  whistle:

I did that back in the eighties. Got caught eventually after 15 years, and fined £50. Laffin! lol:

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #136 on: February 02, 2009, 04:57:37 PM »
Fvck me! It's snowing!

I have taken the fvcking kitten outside and thrown snowballs at it.

He loved it until the one with a half a brick in it came his way.

Cats. No sense of fun.  noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #137 on: February 02, 2009, 05:05:34 PM »
Only one mind
And that is defective.

Don't tell me he ticked the box for 'black and white'  whistle:

I did that back in the eighties. Got caught eventually after 15 years, and fined £50. Laffin! lol:
I have a cunning plan... I get a b/w tv licence for my colour telly and tell the TV gestapo I am colour blind? What ya think?

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #138 on: February 02, 2009, 06:32:07 PM »
Just hope the Telly Gestapo man does not have red hair?

Laff and yer bolloxed  noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #139 on: February 02, 2009, 07:26:55 PM »
Snowing like heck here now ~ and I have to go out and collect one Cub Scout in about half an hour. Looks like I shall be sliding down the mountain and hoping I'll get back up again afterwards.
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #140 on: February 02, 2009, 07:46:53 PM »
Take care, if it's anything like here you could be some time  scared2:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #141 on: February 02, 2009, 08:11:13 PM »
Snowing like heck here now ~ and I have to go out and collect one Cub Scout in about half an hour. Looks like I shall be sliding down the mountain and hoping I'll get back up again afterwards.

Call out the G.A.C. if you get stuck Snoops. Number on me website. ;)

4x4 with winch, towing strap and aggresive grizzly off roading mud n snow tyres are here waiting for the call.
Take about 2 months to get to you mind. Slowest car since records bagan. ::)

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #142 on: February 02, 2009, 08:50:50 PM »
Just hope the Telly Gestapo man does not have red hair?

Laff and yer bolloxed  noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2009, 11:09:20 AM »
Snowing like heck here now ~ and I have to go out and collect one Cub Scout in about half an hour. Looks like I shall be sliding down the mountain and hoping I'll get back up again afterwards.

Call out the G.A.C. if you get stuck Snoops. Number on me website. ;)

4x4 with winch, towing strap and aggresive grizzly off roading mud n snow tyres are here waiting for the call.
Take about 2 months to get to you mind. Slowest car since records bagan. ::)

Made it with no problems. Been driving far too long to do anything stupid (famous last words) but I have done the advanced courses etc over the years and know how to control a skid and all that stuff ~ unlike the twat buried nose first in the hedge at the roadside frantically reving his engine whilst his front wheel drive vehicle dug itself deeper and deeper into the slush and mud.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2009, 11:18:50 AM »
I take it you stopped and offered to impart your wordly wisdom  lol:

I'm sure he would have been a very receptive listener  noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2009, 11:20:42 AM »
Discretion being the better part of valour I drove on but feeling guilty did pick up a hitchhiker on the way back and gave him a lift home. Not the same man who was by now standing in the falling snow watching as a local tow truck hauled his car out of the hedge.
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #146 on: February 03, 2009, 12:10:10 PM »
I popped up to Wallington earlier and went into the Lidl shop. Empty shelves.
No bread, no milk, no fruit & veg - place was empty.

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #147 on: February 03, 2009, 12:13:45 PM »
That's Wallington for you  noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #148 on: February 03, 2009, 12:15:27 PM »
The high street was packed.

People still not back at work I suppose.

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #149 on: February 03, 2009, 12:17:48 PM »
Working at home  whistle:

School still closed  evil:
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