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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2009, 04:31:04 PM »
Not good enough BM  noooo:

You are of course pulling our chain and you will have really planned an amazing day for your lovely lady  - won't you  rubschin:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2009, 04:34:08 PM »
Not good enough BM  noooo:

You are of course pulling our chain and you will have really planned an amazing day for your lovely lady  - won't you  rubschin:


Oh have you got a shock coming to you  ::)
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2009, 04:36:20 PM »
In what way   Shrugs:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2009, 04:38:20 PM »
Not good enough BM  noooo:

You are of course pulling our chain and you will have really planned an amazing day for your lovely lady  - won't you  rubschin:
Of course I have... I'm just kidding about!  lol:





A fantastic day like... special treats, um presents... pampering like...





Can't post it all here obviously as it is a surprise like....












 noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2009, 04:41:47 PM »
That means he is going out for the day to give her a bit of peace
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2009, 04:42:58 PM »
In what way   Shrugs:

If you think he has the first idea of what to get LL for her birthday. He hasn't a clue ~ he is a man. Hints could have been dropped like mortars raining in during a Taleban raid and he won't even have noticed them. At the last minute he will throw money at the problem and, being wise, he will keep the receipt(s) so that LL can change whatever unsuitable item(s) he has purchased in his desperation.
When all else fails we buy (a) something smelly (b) something for bedtime wear that even a tart would turn her nose up at (c) another leather handbag  .......... and then add chocolates as an afterthought.
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2009, 04:45:53 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

It's not that difficult though - honestly  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2009, 04:46:21 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

It's not that difficult though - honestly  noooo:
Go on then...  whistle:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2009, 04:48:25 PM »
Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.

Works for me everytime.  whistle:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2009, 04:49:23 PM »
Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.

Works for me everytime.  whistle:
A Smarty?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2009, 04:50:13 PM »
You don't get let off that easy ......you just have to go back over your memory cells and remember when LL said she liked something or wanted something over the past year. You will have of course secretly stored this away for such occasions and there should be plenty of references in there. Then surprise her by remembering  ::)
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2009, 04:51:50 PM »
You don't get let off that easy ......you just have to go back over your memory cells and remember when LL said she liked something or wanted something over the past year. You will have of course secretly stored this away for such occasions and there should be plenty of references in there. Then surprise her by remembering  ::)
::)

You don't know do you...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2009, 04:55:00 PM »
You've bought it already anyway lol:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2009, 04:56:12 PM »
You've bought it already anyway lol:
As in 'bought the farm' only I fear...  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to LL's birthday thread
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2009, 04:56:49 PM »
You've bought it already anyway lol:

I think it's your eternal optimism that I admire most. Even when you know there is no hope you keep trying.  noooo:
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