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CRB check
« on: February 04, 2009, 09:03:16 AM »
Mini Moose has very kindly offered to help supervise young disabled kids go horsey riding this coming Spring.
She's got to have a CRB check done! eeek:

'They' apologise for the intrusion and any inconvieneince this may cause her.

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Re: CRB check
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 09:10:12 AM »
How old is she?

Does this mean that The Boy has to be CRB checked cos he comes into contact with younger kids at his school? Bonkers
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 09:12:18 AM »
How old is she?

Does this mean that The Boy has to be CRB checked cos he comes into contact with younger kids at his school? Bonkers

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Is The Boy working with kids though, that's the 'key' element...apparently.

Mini Moose is doing this voluntarily. No pay. Duke of Edinburgh award scheme.
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 09:16:26 AM »
I work with and amogst kids, yet I haven't had or got to have a CRB check done by law (not compulsary, but adviseable apparently) as I'm on my own. i.e I haven't got an employer.

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Re: CRB check
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2009, 09:22:11 AM »
And she will have to pay for the privilege of having one!

You don't have to Growler but it may well be advisable to get one as the authorities say. Parents are getting very peculiar about it and it would be good to stick it on the website. I'm not even allowed to cross the school threshold when the kids are there as mine is out of date.

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Re: CRB check
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 09:39:54 AM »
Wasn't there a case recently where teenagers were accused of paedophilia for taking pictures of each other (with their bits out like) on their mobile 'phones...?  noooo:
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 10:00:13 AM »
Maybe you could post a pic of your special trousers
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 10:02:52 AM »
Maybe you could post a pic of your special trousers
Would you like a picture of my special trousers little boy...?
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2009, 10:05:24 AM »
Any person who is in a position of influence over children (and that would apply to Mini Moose in this context) needs to be "cleared". FFS Mrs S#2 teaches adults but because some of them are classed as "vulnerable" (loonies to you and me) she has to be cleared.

This is nulabour's answer to all child and vulnerable adult abuse. Of course the checks with the CRB are (i) often wrong and (ii) completely useless as they only show unspent convictions NOT suspicions. In other words if the child mollester has not been caught and sentenced then he/she will not show up on the register. Frankly this piece of legislation is as useless as the dangerous dogs act which you will all note has done nothing to stop stupid people from owning dogs that they cannot control and those dogs attacking people.
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2009, 10:49:47 AM »
And she will have to pay for the privilege of having one!

You don't have to Growler but it may well be advisable to get one as the authorities say. Parents are getting very peculiar about it and it would be good to stick it on the website. I'm not even allowed to cross the school threshold when the kids are there as mine is out of date.

It's just another way of taxing us, all this shite.  Angry9:
I have to pay for it to be confirmed i don't have a criminal record, and I'll probably have to pay extra as it has to be done through an employment agency apparently. I can't request one to be done by myself.

Look, if I'm going to 'kiddie fiddle' I'm NOT going to do it whilst I'm working am I?
I'm trying to build a business UP here, NOT bloody knock it down.

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Re: CRB check
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2009, 11:59:49 AM »
Are you sure you have to go through an employment agency? Pretty sure I got mine as an individual.

You may not be looking to fiddle whilst working but apparently fiddlers look for jobs that involve regular contact with children. Who knows why?

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Re: CRB check
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 12:06:14 PM »
It does not have to be an employment egency ~ in fact many agencies are not registered to seek such information.
There is no law that says you MUST obtain clearance for what you propose to do but it will not sit well with some clients if you don't. Seek legal advice.
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2009, 12:08:31 PM »
But it's for her DofE Award scheme FFS
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2009, 12:11:46 PM »
But it's for her DofE Award scheme FFS

Yes, precisely. The original point.
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Re: CRB check
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2009, 12:14:22 PM »
Some employers take the law to ridiculous extremes "just in case". Personally I would doubt the need for a 14 year old to be vetted in this way. Check it with your local Social Services.
Is the child in the Guides or similar? They will do the checks for free for you.
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