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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 05:32:02 PM »
Somerset busy, was it?
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 05:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=5554. msg124530#msg124530 date=1233744527
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!

For Miss D, or BM


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I'm all out of the stuff   redface:
Me too... I used the last lot on Wenchy....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 05:37:37 PM »
Somerset busy, was it?

Had to shut the  censored: cockerel up somehow  ;D
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2009, 12:03:38 PM »
Day 3:

Having covered the swimming, the 'cinema' , goats and off roading BM has now run out of ideas for things to do.  ::)

LL has suggested going shopping  cloud9: but after some tinkering outside BM has explained that the car won't start for some reason and that a part to make it goable will take 12 days to arrive. SO we are stuck.

The sun has peeped out from bhind the thick cloud cover and BM has rushed to set out poolside furniture and has suggested we all put our trunks on.

There is talk of visitors later for another BBq and BM is now out with a kitchen knife chasing after goats. Frightful noise.

I would even welcome some fish for a change  noooo:

We have to eat outside all the time because the kitchen is falling apart. BM tried to show me his chipper earlier and it fused all the power in the village.

The neighbours seem irate. Apparently it happens a lot
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2009, 02:53:47 PM »
Day 3:

Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like...  whistle:

The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...

I am on cloud nine like...

 cloud9:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2009, 03:37:55 PM »
Day 3:

Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like...  whistle:

The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...

I am on cloud nine like...

 cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2009, 03:40:13 PM »
Day 3:

Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like...  whistle:

The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...

I am on cloud nine like...

 cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2009, 04:08:34 PM »
Day 1.

Barman collected me from the airport. I really didn’t recognise him with his magnificent head of hair, tall muscular good looks and general air of sex appeal and desirability!

The tall, handsome beast opened the door of the immaculate Pajero for me like a proper gentleman like and I made myself comfortable while he loaded all the bags, boxes and crates into the capacious load space of his incredible vehicle…

On the way from the airport to the Villa Barman I was overwhelmed by his incredible knowledge and witty repartee throughout the entire twenty minute journey.

We arrived at Villa Barman and I was impressed by the general décor and particularly the excellent quality of the decorating. “Did you get professionals in to do all this painting like?” I asked and was astonished when Barman confessed to being the master decorator himself….

After aperitifs’ my memory is a little hazy although I do remember a guided tour of Barman’s amazing Cineplex, a multi-screen high tech cinema with luxurious seating for at least twenty…
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2009, 04:09:45 PM »
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2009, 04:17:06 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2009, 04:23:40 PM »
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976

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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2009, 07:47:42 AM »
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976

Can you get that film on Blu Ray   lol:

As for your travelblog BM - you should know better  noooo:

It at least looks as though I should have written it - in which case I would never include the word Master lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2009, 08:16:19 AM »
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976

Can you get that film on Blu Ray   lol:

As for your travelblog BM - you should know better  noooo:

It at least looks as though I should have written it adn if that ws the case I would never include the word Master lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2009, 11:35:42 AM »
Day 4

BM is scampering about on the roof for some reason. He invited me up there to 'admire his dish' but I declined and LL agreed that it would not have been a good idea but to perhaps suggest that I might have a peek in a few days. "String him along, ' she said. 'That's what I do.'

Shopping is on again  cloud9: like, as one of LL's friends has offered to go with us for a girly day out. LL has purloined BM's wallet cunningly (it was locked up) and soon we are off. We have not told BM like who is still twiddling with some cables somewhere.

Report on shopping trip and ladies' lunch later
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