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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2009, 11:37:02 AM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2009, 11:41:41 AM »
An heirloom no doubt, passed down unused from generation to generation
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2009, 12:24:52 PM »
Day 5

Pouring with rain again. As the shower is not working there was at least a chance to have a bit of a wash and LL and I ran around outside for a bit to try to keep warm while we had an alfresco shower. BM offered to get his hose out* but I siad it wouldn't be necessary. He seemed disappointed.

Wehave been inside playing some of BM's prodigious collection of board games  ::).

He is the first person I have ever met who cheats at Monopoly.

Anyhoo, LL sent him off on some fool's errand and we had some girly talk about men, hunky men, desirable neighbours and such. We dank quite a lot of vino too so that when BM returned we were shrieking and whooping something awful  razz:.

Bm has now slunk off to his batcave or whatver and LL has produced her collection of gerl's films which we are off to watch in the 'cinema'. With both of us in there there is no room for BM so we shall get some peace.

Spoke too soon. He is hammering something. LL says he does hammering when he is frustrated.  noooo:




















*a euphemism I fear
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2009, 12:49:06 PM »
An heirloom no doubt, passed down unused from generation to generation

Containing moths that are just as old...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM »
Day 5

Blimey - I have made it to day 5 !!!!!!!!

Thats a result  lol:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2009, 03:00:19 PM »
Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2009, 03:01:11 PM »
Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Kerriiisstttt.... how long is she staying for?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2009, 03:02:23 PM »
But on Day 10 you hide she mislays  her bikini
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2009, 03:06:04 PM »
Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Kerriiisstttt.... how long is she staying for?  Shrugs:

LL said it was fine  evil:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2009, 03:06:44 PM »
But on Day 10 you hide she mislays  her burka
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2009, 03:07:43 PM »
Are you taking your boyfriend then?
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2009, 03:09:29 PM »
Are you taking your boyfriend then?

No - he can't make  it   
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2009, 05:31:41 PM »
Are you taking your boyfriend then?

No - he can't make  it   

I have the same trouble.  redface:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2009, 06:14:16 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2009, 07:41:28 PM »
Mrs Nick is off to Libya once more. Miss Di has has agreed will agree to come over here and give me a hand while I am tragicaly alone  sad24:

Miss D needs some time away from the horrors of her life. She is coming here to share mine
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