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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #75 on: March 09, 2009, 11:56:57 AM »
With BM away and having less than normal distractions  ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all  razz:

 



Helloooooooooooooow LL. Nice to see you




Errrr ...... about that little accident on the patio, I can't think what came over me  redface: but I'm hoping the goats will eat it.

Hello little furry pet  whistle:

Have hosed down the patio so evidence is there no more ... nuff said  ;D


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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #76 on: March 09, 2009, 12:28:00 PM »
Thanks ~ I'll lick your toes later.
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2009, 08:03:51 PM »
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Have you seen where he's been licking...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2009, 08:16:34 PM »
We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information  ;)

Not good then eh ~????
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2009, 08:33:35 PM »
We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information  ;)

Not good then eh ~????
Imagine the worst thing you can imagine... it's worserer than that...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2009, 08:37:09 PM »
LL likes it anyway  razz:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #81 on: March 09, 2009, 08:37:14 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2009, 12:04:36 PM »
Day 8:

LL has taken charge!

A MAN was called and arrived promptly to reassemble the shower. He was rather nice, we agreed.  eyes:

'What cowboy fitted this?' he enquired. Much tutting and head shaking  noooo:

'My husband does his best at DIY, but is not much good at it.'

Man shakes head  noooo:

BM sort of slunk off to do something outside.

WHile nice man was fixing the whole thing ('I shall have to start from scratch. I charge by the hour of part thereof'') LL and I made some coffee. SHe said that BM would pay cash to the Man later  eveilgrin:

It being nice weather for once we thought we would have a swim. My bikini is missing  evil:. It was on the line last night, so LL called BM on his little phone. 'I think the goats ate it,' he claimed. 'My trunks have gone too' (least said about those the better) 'We shall have to go au naturel'

LL and I agreed we would have to go out to buy a new one and do some other shopping too while we were at it. And have lunch out while BM payed the Man. And did some hoovering. And washed up.

Off out to lunch now. More later if I have time

We called a cab. Hunky driver  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2009, 01:06:55 PM »
Continued;

Fab time out. Hunky driver took us to a nice place and siad he would behappy to pick us up later  eyes:

Lovely lunch (no goat)  cloud9: and then some intense shopping (on BM's card  eveilgrin:) and the Greg Peck lookalike picked us up and took us for a spin.

When we got back the Man had fixed the shower and BM was in his penance pinny point:

He was sweating, but the place is all tidy.

LL and I sent him off to do some food shopping (we had been too busy, like) while we went for a loverly swim, like.

LL says she has more girls round tonight and that BM will have to wait on us all hand and foot. She has made him a sandwich.

I am starting to enjoy this
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2009, 01:13:51 PM »
 rubschin: This is beginning to sound like a femdom fantasy Nick.
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2009, 01:15:33 PM »
The gerls are having a nice time!!
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2009, 09:13:51 AM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #87 on: March 11, 2009, 09:51:14 AM »
Day 9:

LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit  eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.

BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe.  cloud9:

And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.

BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films  point:

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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #88 on: March 11, 2009, 09:55:44 AM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #89 on: March 11, 2009, 10:46:11 AM »
We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information  ;)

Not good then eh ~????
Imagine the worst thing you can imagine... it's worserer than that...  noooo:

He's been licking up your homebrew?  eeek:



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