The all new Miss D holiday report thread

[Miss Demeanour]

You sure it's not rust coloured 

[Nick]

No. He sews on the sequins. It keeps him occupied, like

[Miss Demeanour]

You're liking the word LIKE at the moment like aren't you ???

[Nick]

Growler taught it to me, like 

It's catching.

[Bar Wench]

BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.

Does he have sharp pointed teeth and a cape 

He likes to be called Edward at weekends.





(You have a teenage daughter so I assume you will get that reference. If not  )

[Nick]

SHe ought to pack a big magnet, like

[Miss Demeanour]

I understand Wenchy  

[Nick]

No one else does 

[Miss Demeanour]

SHe ought to pack a big magnet, like

To wipe his hard drive with  

[Nick]

Floppy 

[Bar Wench]

No. He sews on the sequins. It keeps him occupied, like

They are to divert attention from the balding bonce.

[Nick]

He has disco lights for head and pouch. I hear the effect is quite spectacular when he rotates.

Full effect requires Vaseline too 

[Miss Demeanour]

Poor LL 

[Nick]

She suffers a great deal 

But they have nice taxi drivers and stuff. It must be very hard for her

[Barman]

I am listening you know!