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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #150 on: March 16, 2009, 11:58:36 AM »
Of course we know oh shiny one, it wouldnt be as much fun otherwise  point:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #151 on: March 16, 2009, 12:43:50 PM »
The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D  ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47  angry041:

So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter  Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely  whistle:''

Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc

Nerr mind eh  sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us  eyes:

 
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #152 on: March 16, 2009, 12:45:19 PM »
 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do I still need the waitress uniform LL ?
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #153 on: March 16, 2009, 12:46:19 PM »
French Maid?  eyes:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #154 on: March 16, 2009, 12:48:39 PM »
Will that at least divert you from bikini's  ::)
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #155 on: March 16, 2009, 12:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 12:43:50 PM
The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D  ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47  angry041:

So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter  Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely  whistle:''

Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc Nerr mind eh  sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us  eyes:

You have access to 'time warp pressies' LL ,how when why and where, I think we should be told!

 
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #156 on: March 16, 2009, 12:49:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 12:45:19 PM
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do I still need the waitress uniform LL ?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #157 on: March 16, 2009, 12:55:29 PM »
Just keep your eyes on the road whilst LL and I swig collapso in the back seat and try to knock your chauffeurs hat off  lol:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #158 on: March 16, 2009, 12:57:07 PM »
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I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #159 on: March 16, 2009, 01:00:39 PM »
 shutup:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #160 on: March 16, 2009, 01:02:04 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #161 on: March 16, 2009, 01:04:25 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #162 on: March 16, 2009, 01:10:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:57:07 PM
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I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:

Hey who cares what Baldy thinks  noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #163 on: March 16, 2009, 01:11:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 16, 2009, 12:49:06 PM
Quote from: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 12:43:50 PM
The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D  ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47  angry041:

So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter  Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely  whistle:''

Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc Nerr mind eh  sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us  eyes:

You have access to 'time warp pressies' LL ,how when why and where, I think we should be told!

 

 redface: Bit stressed at present so not surprising didn't get my present definition correct  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
« Reply #164 on: March 16, 2009, 01:13:58 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 01:10:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:57:07 PM
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I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:

Hey who cares what Baldy thinks  noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit  cloud9:

We are all looking forward to it  Popcorn:
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