This is all going down a storm on my neighbouring postcode forum
Knives out for the Taplins
Knives out for the Daily Mail
Knives out for Jackboot Jacqui
Knives out for the police (discretely camped out on her doorstep)
Knives out for the press corps (not so ditto)
I might nip down there tomorrow and take some snaps... Oh no, I can't do that now, can I?