Anyone for a spider?

[Miss Demeanour]

Will he be putting a fitted rug into it do you think 

[GROWLER]

Breaking news: Growler goes mad (official)

Pot, kettle, black.

[Nick]

Mornin' 

[Snoopy]

I just don't accept that the fragrant Wenchy has aphids on her tits.

[Nick]

She doesn't, the night time secret spiders harvest them

[Barman]

She doesn't, the night time secret spiders harvest them

 

[Snoopy]

I read somewhere that we all swallow a number a spiders over our lifetime during the night when they fall into the traditional glass of water kept by the bedside and we take a drink without turning on the lights. I gave up taking a drink to bed at that point. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night 

[Nick]

I assumed that if you sleep with your mouth open they just sort of crawl in and curl up

[Barman]

I read somewhere that we all swallow a number a spiders over our lifetime during the night when they fall into the traditional glass of water kept by the bedside and we take a drink without turning on the lights. I gave up taking a drink to bed at that point. 

There must be loads that wander into your mouth... then get lost like...  

[Nick]

Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night 

Wear a miner's helmet to bed

[Snoopy]

Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night 

How's the hoof?   

[Darwins Selection]

a miner's helmet

[Nick]

Wash your brain out 

[Uncle Mort]

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