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Offline barmisspah?

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Re: Astrology
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2009, 03:09:20 PM »
Mine said don't be too upset if someone wants to give or loan you some money, you know how proud you are. Yeah right
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2009, 03:12:12 PM »
I can let you have the price of a cup of tea.  ;D
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2009, 03:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
I can let you have the price of a cup of tea.  ;D

Too kind  sad24:
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2009, 05:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
I can let you have the price of a cup of tea.  ;D

She a trampess or summat?
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2009, 07:55:16 PM »
It's all a load of tosh!! Even that plonker Nostradamus couldn't get it right. He died in Lyon during a bloody earthquake so how come he couldn't foresee that eh?

Some bugger said that he did, but he couldn't get out of Lyon coz he forgot where he had parked his horse! Plonkers the lot of them
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2009, 10:28:17 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2009, 07:55:16 PM
It's all a load of tosh!! Even that plonker Nostradamus couldn't get it right. He died in Lyon during a bloody earthquake so how come he couldn't foresee that eh?

Some bugger said that he did, but he couldn't get out of Lyon coz he forgot where he had parked his horse! Plonkers the lot of them

"Your love life has been on the wane recently. Stay in Lyon tonight and the earth will really move for you"
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2009, 08:49:22 PM »
Strange old world currency this astrology thing. Only a few days ago billions of Chinese celebrated their New Year and the start of the year of the Ox, their astrological new year, well, lunar but the same thing essentially.
For some reason we've decided to abandon the start of our astrological new year...  rubschin:
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2009, 10:34:45 PM »
After sex comments by Star Signs


Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza. "

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets. "

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it. "

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you. "

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you. "

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"


I'm Aries BTW
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2009, 07:10:17 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on February 11, 2009, 10:34:45 PM
After sex comments by Star Signs


Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza. "

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets. "

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it. "

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you. "

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you. "

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"


I'm Aries BTW

Welcome to the board Pirate!

I'm Gemini!  cussing:
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2009, 07:54:26 AM »
I'm a Cancerian but can I change  whistle:
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2009, 09:27:30 AM »
I am Virgo, but not
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2009, 09:27:55 AM »
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2009, 10:15:47 AM »
I'm Capricorn!  eeek:
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2009, 10:16:25 AM »
I am mainly Aquarius  eeek:
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Re: Astrology
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2009, 10:17:53 AM »
As in you only want some clothes removed?
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