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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #75 on: February 12, 2009, 02:42:52 PM »
I thought it best not to leave matters to chance ~ hope you like the colours she has selected ~ they are intended to be restful.
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #76 on: February 12, 2009, 02:43:56 PM »
Send her lots of kisses from me  cloud9:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #77 on: February 12, 2009, 02:45:47 PM »
Won't the postman doze off...?  rubschin:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #78 on: February 12, 2009, 02:47:56 PM »
If he does I'm sure she will give him a nudge  whistle:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #79 on: February 12, 2009, 02:49:41 PM »
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #80 on: February 12, 2009, 04:18:23 PM »
"Trouble sleeping? Worried about rugs, cakes or trains?
Follow the dogs nose, for only £29.99 you can sleep soundly with the famous Dr Snoopy Mouchoir de Tarte pillow"
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #81 on: February 12, 2009, 04:20:27 PM »
Have this turnip. I may insert it myself. I have Vaseline if you prefer  evil:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2009, 10:13:06 PM »
I microwaved a pillow once.  I dreamt I was eating a marshmellow and I wanted it toasted. . .

And the other classic: I slept like a log last night. . . I woke up in the fireplace

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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #83 on: February 13, 2009, 09:48:08 AM »
I'm beginning to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avatar is too damned good looking  evil:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #84 on: February 13, 2009, 09:51:58 AM »
I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking  evil:
I gave him the clap this morning...  whistle:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #85 on: February 13, 2009, 09:53:29 AM »
I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking  evil:

Don't feel threatened Snoops - you're still top dog  cloud9:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2009, 09:56:35 AM »
I'm beginning to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avatar is too damned good looking  evil:
I gave him the clap this morning...  whistle:

Thoroughly deserved I would say
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2009, 09:57:12 AM »
Awake at 2.30 this morning. Up at 7.30  noooo:
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »
I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking  evil:

Don't feel threatened Snoops - you're still top dog  cloud9:

Just wait till he tries to walk to the door ~ I'm chewing my way through his wooden leg.
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Re: Sleeplessness
« Reply #89 on: February 13, 2009, 10:14:09 AM »
I slept like a bag of shite last night. Banghead

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