When the flock leave home

[Snoopy]

I think you'll find DHL only deliver Mon to Fri Inclusive ~ Sat deliveries are extra. ~ Serious.

Check their online info.

[Miss Demeanour]

If he's off to his hill he can pick it up himself.

The fecking watch hasn't arrived yet 

I am sure Mrs Nick will be very understanding and will appreicate the thought anyway whenever it arrives 

[Nick]

 
 

[GROWLER]

Tears of sadness have rapidly now turned into tears of utter despair and hysterical screaming on the channel boat, and utter disbelievement this end.

She's only gone and 'lost' her purse with ALL of her £'s and euros in it.

The boat docks in 15 minutes, then I assume the coach is going to have to be ripped apart to see if it's on the floor of it.

Oh the friggin' bloody joys of parenthood.

The Growler family now wait with baited breath for the next 15 minutes.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

She will not have looked properly,  if she's anything like my daughter.

 If it's not sitting on top of something and blatantly obvious then it will be lost  

When you ask them to look properly this will involve picking up the 1st thing in front of them not locating it and then saying they can't find it  

[Nick]

Gerls don't grow out of it either 

[GROWLER]

Could you hear the massive sigh of relief from there, could you?

Purse and contents FOUND on the floor of the bus, half a dozen seats down.....by one of the teachers.
Can you bloody believe it?

I now calmly await for the next calamotous text and or phone call.
Do you think we're related somehow Nick?

[Nick]

What else could possibly go wrong?

[GROWLER]

Mrs S#2 has gone to Morrisons ~ she said that if they have any Crmbo Cakes she'll get one for me to post to you ~ to get you through the week like.

Sorry Snoops. I've been somewhat overwhelmed with phone calls since my return from Snoopy Kennels.

He very very kindly bought me a Crimbo CAKE from Morinsons.

Thank you so much. Made my day a bit brighter it has.

[Nick]

Have you eaten all of it yet?

[Nick]

What else could possibly go wrong?

The mind is currently racing on that one. I'm absolutely dreading the phone ringing now.

I fully expect to have aged mentally by about 40 years by a week on Monday.

Which would then advance you to a mental age of, what, 47?

[GROWLER]

What else could possibly go wrong?

The mind is currently racing on that one. I'm absolutely dreading the phone ringing now.

I fully expect to have aged mentally by about 40 years by a week on Monday.

Which would then advance you to a mental age of, what, 47?

Ha bloody ha, sarcy get.

[Nick]

Anyhoo, have they arrived yet or are the driving all night like?

[Nick]

And smelly