And why isn't the little sod (wouldn't have been pregnant if that was the case) being prosecuted for under-age sex?
A point I made elsewhere - but they are only really interested in paedo's not inquisitive children, thus no prosecution.
I am truly of the opinion that the the ginger munter was impregnated by someone else (over 16) and then realised that said sperm donor could be prosucuted, then bribed baby faced boy to "admit" fatherhood.
The first thing that should happen is for little Alfie to be tested to see if he is capable. Preferably in front of all the combines parents and siblings.
Then shoot them all. Gently. In the back of the head.