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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2009, 10:53:54 AM »
I don't think BM is fond of babies. I'm not either. They smell funny
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2009, 10:57:04 AM »
Scum.

Put them all down.

Including the baby?


Yes.

No, I would recommend putting the babdy up for adoption. How many normal responsible couples are there who want children but are unable to have any. The underclass we now have was creating by teaching and reinforcing the fact that they can have what they want without working for it. The baby didnt have any choice in the matter but it deserves a decent chance with a family that isnt either terninally screwed or looking at is as a cash cow.
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2009, 11:01:57 AM »
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2009, 11:03:26 AM »
Can it be a scam?

After all you wouldd think they would be a bit reluctant to take a DNA test  if it was.

Or maybe they just hadn't thought it through.

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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2009, 11:06:38 AM »
Can it be a scam?

After all you wouldd think they would be a bit reluctant to take a DNA test  if it was.

Or maybe they just hadn't thought it through.

Doesn't matter about the outcome though does it. He already has a TV crew following him that will be delighted to film his devastation whether he is , or is not the father  and paying him well for this reaction noooo:
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2009, 11:07:06 AM »
That, Uncle, is cause they are thick!
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2009, 11:09:10 AM »
Alfie may honestly believe that he is the father which would explain him wanting to take the DNA test.
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2009, 11:11:30 AM »
That, Uncle, is cause they are thick!
They should ask him what he is up to...?  rubschin:

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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2009, 11:13:41 AM »
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2009, 01:17:06 PM »
<groan>

Someone had to say it I guess.

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« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2009, 02:47:33 PM »
<groan>

Someone had to say it I guess.
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2009, 07:47:33 PM »


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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2009, 07:55:53 PM »
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Re: Ye gods.
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2009, 08:00:58 PM »




You've just made me smile.....for the first time in months. ::)