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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 05:03:21 PM »
Enough of this idiocy - I will have a crisis tomorrow and need advice.

Do I tell the Post Office not to deliver the mountain of cards for me tomorrow (saving the postie a hernia) or do I let them/him deliver? If I let them, I may not be able to clear the mound inside the front door in time for the rugby. Wojafink?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 05:07:40 PM »
Of course they should be delivered  - just make sure you don't get too many paper cuts when opening them all up.

You will just need to ensure postie gets there early tomorrow and not the usual saturday lunchtime slot. Should give you plenty of time then and I'm sure, as a regular customer, the postie will be more than happy to oblige.

Personally I'm gonna find a sandpit to stick my head in til all this nonsense subsides  cry:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 05:09:48 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2009, 05:03:21 PM
Enough of this idiocy - I will have a crisis tomorrow and need advice.

Do I tell the Post Office not to deliver the mountain of cards for me tomorrow (saving the postie a hernia) or do I let them/him deliver? If I let them, I may not be able to clear the mound inside the front door in time for the rugby. Wojafink?

Tell postie to throw them over next doors hedge. You don't need the hassle of all those wimmin desperate to smother you in warm lard whilst you are watching the rugby.
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Offline Pastis

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 05:25:14 PM »
If tomorrow turns out anything like last year I shall be  confused: followed by  rubschin: followed by  scared2:

and if it gets to that point, I'll be simply followed by ....
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2009, 12:54:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 13, 2009, 05:07:40 PM
Personally I'm gonna find a sandpit to stick my head in til all this nonsense subsides  cry:

 happy100
Just for you


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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2009, 07:11:48 AM »
Dunno what the problem is  whistle:

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2009, 08:08:59 AM »
Love the avatar Snoops  lol: lol: lol:

Having a good day are you  ;)

Thanks DS   cloud9: - hope you didn't spend too much  eeek: - apparently Asda do one for 7p !!!

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2009, 08:15:53 AM »
Thanks!
Thought an appropriate avatar would cheer the old place up ~ having a wonderful day so far but the rest of the family are getting up now so I guess it's downhill all the way from here on. ::)
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2009, 08:34:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2009, 08:08:59 AM
Love the avatar Snoops  lol: lol: lol:





Oh ffs.  ::)

You a MAN or a bloody lovesick teenager? sick2:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2009, 08:36:43 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 14, 2009, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2009, 08:08:59 AM
Love the avatar Snoops  lol: lol: lol:





Oh ffs.  ::)

You a MAN or a bloody lovesick teenager? sick2:


  lol: lol: lol:



Just because Morrisons haven't done a Valentines Cake with Marzipan and stuff you get all grumpy.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2009, 08:52:29 AM »
I got a bottle of whisky. Which from where I'm sitting is the perfect Valentines pressie.  cloud9:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2009, 08:57:57 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2009, 08:36:43 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 14, 2009, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2009, 08:08:59 AM
Love the avatar Snoops  lol: lol: lol:





Oh ffs.  ::)

You a MAN or a bloody lovesick teenager? sick2:


Just because Morrisons haven't done a Valentines Cake with Marzipan and stuff you get all grumpy.

Can't be doing with all this sloppy luuuurve stuff, I really can't.  noooo:
I find it totally embarrasing tbqavvvh. redface:

CAKE?   cloud9: Correct. Morrinsons have stopped making my cake until later on in the year, bloody bastards.

Asda are still doing the crimbo cake slice though, AND it's been reduced by 10p to £1.89, yum yum. cloud9:

How long before the dreaded Calamity kid comes in here bragging about his latest one that he's making? ::)
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2009, 09:35:17 AM »
I am making a cake today
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2009, 09:46:21 AM »
When he gets round to making a Quiche I'm outta here! 8)
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2009, 11:19:12 AM »
Mrs TMR (to be)'s card.



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