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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2009, 11:39:23 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2009, 11:19:12 AM
Mrs TMR (to be)'s card.





You sentimental old romantic.  ;)
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2009, 11:40:41 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2009, 11:19:12 AM
Mrs TMR (to be)'s card.





Does this mean you're (cough) fully functional again?
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2009, 11:44:37 AM »
I suggested to The Boy (mischievously) that he might get a card for his newly beboobed GF. NO WAY  angry041:

He then said he might get one for 'Katy'  rubschin:

Never heard of her.  rubschin:

I said, 'OK, go to the shop and get one then.'

He insists that I must buy it as he doesn't wish to explose himself to public ridicule by being seen buying such a card  noooo:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2009, 11:47:09 AM »
Wonderful! My two are the same.
The older one has "discovered" girls but won't admit to it. The younger one calls them all "Kissy girls Yuck!"
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2009, 11:48:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
He insists that I must buy it as he doesn't wish to explose himself to public ridicule by being seen buying such a card 
Probably he's right.

You are, after all, very much accustomed to public ridicule.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2009, 11:48:29 AM »
I well remember the day when I suddenly noticed that girls had legs  eyes:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2009, 11:48:58 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2009, 11:48:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
He insists that I must buy it as he doesn't wish to explose himself to public ridicule by being seen buying such a card 
Probably he's right.

You are, after all, very much accustomed to public ridicule.

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2009, 11:49:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2009, 11:48:29 AM
I well remember the day when I suddenly noticed that girls had legs  eyes:

That'll be the day they started treating you as a doormat would it?
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2009, 11:50:21 AM »
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2009, 07:28:43 PM »


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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2009, 07:32:24 PM »
Is it me or does that look rude  redface:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2009, 07:35:52 PM »
Really?  rubschin:

It's the heart nebula.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2009, 07:38:46 PM »
Or it's a pair of lips smoking a cigarette

or it's  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2009, 07:50:02 PM »
Take more water with it dear.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2009, 09:34:59 PM »
Valentine's day is a time for a couple to affirm love, lust and undying commitment.  We did that, we also got hanging drunk and had a lovely curry.

Your, utterly tramped from Surrey xxx
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