Valentine's Day

[Nick]

And how are your bollox?

[GROWLER]

Is it me or does that look rude 

Just look heart shaped to me, or am I just too inocent?

[Nick]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

And how are your bollox?

Sore at times, but still fully functioinal. The soreness is a result of nothing more than lying the wrong way during the night, thus crushing the old fellas a bit. So far, I am 16/50 for test purposes...

[GROWLER]

And how are your bollox?

Sore at times, but still fully functioinal. The soreness is a result of nothing more than lying the wrong way during the night, thus crushing the old fellas a bit. So far, I am 16/50 for test purposes...

Portugese hand pump holding it's own so far then ey?

[Nick]

And how are your bollox?

Sore at times, but still fully functioinal. The soreness is a result of nothing more than lying the wrong way during the night, thus crushing the old fellas a bit. So far, I am 16/50 for test purposes...

Portugese hand pump holding it's own so far then ey?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Valentine's day is a time for a couple to affirm love, lust and undying commitment.  We did that, we also got hanging drunk and had a lovely curry.

Your, utterly tramped from Surrey xxx

In plain english does that mean a guaranteed bunk up