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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Collectors and their obligations
« on: February 17, 2009, 07:30:22 AM »
There seem to be quite a few people on here that collects stuff. LL collects plates, Nick collects Heirlooms, Mrs S (2) collects miniature shoes,  Wenchy collects tat and I collect dust  cry:

Now some of this I can see would be aesthetically pleasing to the individual and may be an investment of some sort (although I’m not sure Mr Wenchy would agree ).  However no collector should adversely affect the lives of their loved ones by this obsession ( I’m sure Mr Wenchy would agree with this   ;D )

My stepfather collects clocks. Grandfather clocks, grandmother clocks , mantle clocks – you get the picture. Most of them chime. Some of them at 15 minute intervals.  Banghead

Now when I come to stay I generally ask that the multitude of chimes are turned off at night. I may live in war torn South London and am accustomed to continual sirens,  the alcoholics show tunes at 3 o clock in the morning and the local Somalian refugees quiet conversations at 110 decibels – but put me in the countryside with a solitary chiming clock and I will lay awake for hours. The axe nearly came out of its travel case last night.

I know I am being unreasonable – it is not my home after all but I know it irritates my mum as well or it used to - they are both hard of hearing now they probably don’t even realise any more.  noooo:

I wish I could just take the batteries out -  evil:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 08:02:40 AM »
Use your axe...  whistle:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 08:10:30 AM »
But then they would know that it's me  whacky115

I would much rather that it was accidental damage that couldn't be traced back to anybody in particular   whistle: - however saying that there are so many of the friggin things that it would need to be the work of a tornado or something equally as powerful. maybe i could borrow the boy from Nick for a weekend noooo:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 08:16:24 AM »
[serious] Can you just stop all the pendulums (penduli?) before you go to bed...? Blame an earthquake or something... [/serious]
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 08:20:56 AM »
A lot of them are in locked casements - and I am not the keymaster - nor do I know where the keys are kept  sad32:
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 08:31:14 AM »
A lot of them are in locked casements - and I am not the keymaster - nor do I know where the keys are kept  sad32:
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This is like one of those old Adventure games... can you see a cave anywhere...?  rubschin:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 08:50:43 AM »
Don't they have bears living in them  scared2:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 09:18:21 AM »
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 09:19:02 AM »
As you are now in the country, even if you stopped all the clocks you would probably be awoken at first light by a cock.

You need either to wear earmuffs or have a large malty drink before bed. I favour the latter.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 09:19:15 AM »
Don't they have bears living in them  scared2:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 09:20:17 AM »
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even if you stopped all the clocks you would probably be awoken at first light by a cock.

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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 09:21:37 AM »
As you are now in the country, even if you stopped all the clocks you would probably be awoken at first light by a cock.

You need either to wear earmuffs or have a large malty drink before bed. I favour the latter.
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 10:54:48 AM »
Just a thought but depending on what the pendulums are made of would a decent magnet may allow you to stop them without opening the cases....

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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 10:57:31 AM »
Just a thought but depending on what the pendulums are made of would a decent magnet may allow you to stop them without opening the cases....


I thought of a huge electro magnet...  rubschin:

But I thought you'd all laugh at me... especially as the weights are made of brass or lead!  point:
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Re: Collectors and their obligations
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 11:02:33 AM »
Thats why I qualified the suggestion with 'depending on what the pendulim is made of' BM. Having said that even if the weights and pendulum aren't magnetic odds are enough of the inner workings may be (not that I've done anything similar in the past like)  whistle:
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