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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2009, 11:17:16 AM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle to the member of the audience.
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.

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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2009, 11:57:46 AM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2009, 11:59:37 AM »
We can hardly wait
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2009, 12:02:50 PM »
We can hardly wait
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2009, 12:20:09 PM »
No ~ let's try for some semblance of reality shall we?
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2009, 12:22:11 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2009, 12:38:44 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2009, 02:55:58 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2009, 03:54:36 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:
You silly sods!
You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:
Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:
The "Directors Cut" so to speak

Is he?

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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2009, 03:56:41 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:

Does Miss D know she's being groomed for stardom, fame, home movies, amateur video?
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2009, 04:04:22 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:

Does Miss D know she's being groomed for stardom, fame, home movies, amateur video?

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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2009, 05:48:57 PM »
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:

Does Miss D know she's being groomed for stardom, fame, home movies, amateur video?

Demeanor Does Dalllas?   eeek:
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2009, 07:51:58 AM »
This could turn into a snuff film at this rate  - or at the very least a hack and slash horror  lol:
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Re: I've found BM's new projector.
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2009, 08:18:51 AM »
This could turn into a snuff film at this rate  - or at the very least a hack and slash horror  lol:
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