Thought of the day!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

'Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the political opposition.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuses me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my pay.

Surely poverty and hard times will follow me all the days of his term.

From hence forth, we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

I am glad I am British,
I am glad I am free,

But I wish I were a dog, and our Prime Minister were a tree!'.

[Darwins Selection]

I have one eye, my name is Brown
It's me who shut the country down.

My name is Brown, one eye is glass
I make the British see their arse.

I am Brown, I am a Jock
About you, I don't give a fock.