I think you've waved your perfect pinkies in here before haven't you?
Mine are vile. My cheese grater is no longer working. I am considering purchasing a JML pediegg.
I am proud of them and of my "hearing of a thirty year old" (as defined by the ENT man recently following exhaustive tests after I complained of tinnitus). The rest of me I must admit is well overweight and getting damned uglier with each passing year.
At my age you cling onto every compliment you can get and you remember everyone as they are so sparse.