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Men's Feet
« on: February 22, 2009, 04:43:25 PM »
Women, in my experience, lavish attention on their feet with unguents and suchlike.

Men use them for walking about.

Men's feet are not pleasant organs.

What do we think (and what do we have or use?)?
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 04:52:41 PM »
1. Men's feet are not "organs"  confused:

2. Unguents can be fun, and very pleasant I'm told ....  redface:


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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 04:53:29 PM »
1. Men's feet are not "organs"  confused:

2. Unguents can be fun, and very pleasant I'm told ....  redface:




1. What are they then?

2. Explain!
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2009, 05:01:40 PM »
1. Men's feet are not "organs"  confused:

2. Unguents can be fun, and very pleasant I'm told ....  redface:




1. What are they then?   

2. Explain!

1. FFS Appendages to the lower limbs!  doh:

2. Never had any reflexology?  eyes:  They also happen to be 'switch over' points for the matrix of acupuncture meridians... cf TCM
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 05:03:23 PM »
Well I just had to look up what unguents mean  Shrugs: - must say it doesn't sound like an appropriate word for lotion and potions and things to me. It has a very ugly tone to my mind....

Anyhow there are a number of factors here :-
Women generally tend to have their feet more exposed than men (sandals , flip flops, peep toes etc ) and so are more conscience of how their feet look 
We also  decorate ours with polish / toe rings  etc
Because of the wearing of high heels this places additional stress on certain areas of our feet and again make an effort to ensure that hard skin doesn't build up.

However in my experience men have also started to pay attention to this area of their bods and do regular maintainace . Both men and womens feet can look equally appalling if they are not looked after
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2009, 05:04:21 PM »
I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2009, 05:08:14 PM »
I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly

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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2009, 05:10:00 PM »
I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly

Is this a blackmail plot  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2009, 05:11:25 PM »
I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly

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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 05:13:06 PM »
Oh, do you have that too? Mine goes a sort of yellow green colour. What do you recommend?
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2009, 05:14:41 PM »
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2009, 05:16:38 PM »
Oh, do you have that too? Mine goes a sort of yellow green colour. What do you recommend?

I would strongly recommend not posting pictures of your feet on here. evil:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 05:17:35 PM »
However in my experience men have also started to pay attention to this area of their bods and do regular maintainace . Both men and womens feet can look equally appalling if they are not looked after

Exactly. The thing, for men, is to strike a balance between overt, narcissitic attention and miserable, appalling neglect. If that means a daily regime of lavishing unguents so as not to look like a rabid pteradactyl then, hey buddy, that's your life!  ;D
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2009, 05:18:52 PM »
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2009, 05:21:14 PM »
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