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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2009, 10:53:59 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2009, 09:53:17 AM
Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:

1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves


I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas.  eveilgrin:


1. Claiming I repeat myself all the time

2. Buying clothes they never wear then throw them away rather than take them to Oxfam.

3. Buying food nobody will eat then leaving it to fester in the fridge.

4. Throwing away food that we all eat because the 'best before' day was yesterday.

5. Losing my socks.

6. Changing my toothbrush as soon as I get the bristles comfortable.

7. Claiming I repeat myself all the time


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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2009, 11:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 23, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2009, 09:53:17 AM
Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:

1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves


I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas.  eveilgrin:


1) nope
2) nope
3) nope
4) nope as mentioned  redface:
5)  redface:
6) in what way?

Re 6) Lurve painted toe nails ~ hate the smell of the paint and hate even more the smell of the "remover"
        Oil of Olay
       "Vanishing" cream (if only)
        Using the favourite perfume at the "wrong" time of the month (It makes it smell like cat's piss dear)
       
Just a few examples you understand.
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2009, 11:10:36 AM »
Putting tucked away tissues in the washing machine  evil:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2009, 11:16:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 10:19:43 AM
Using 1000 words when 3 would suffice
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2009, 11:21:23 AM »
This thread is far too dangerous to contribute to now...  scared2:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2009, 11:26:52 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2009, 09:53:17 AM
Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT

taking all the perfect men has got to be top of the list   noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2009, 01:03:25 PM »
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2009, 01:29:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss

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"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."


About 25 calories a session then. ;)
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2009, 01:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2009, 01:29:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss

 rubschin:

"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."


About 25 calories a session then. ;)

That much  eeek:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2009, 04:58:50 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2009, 01:29:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss

 rubschin:

"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."


About 25 calories a session then. ;)
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2009, 05:02:33 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2009, 04:58:50 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2009, 01:29:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss

 rubschin:

"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."


About 25 calories a session then. ;)
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i thought you'd be regaling us with your stories of trench foot Darwin...  whistle:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2009, 09:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2009, 09:53:17 AM
Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:

1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves


I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas.  eveilgrin:

Occupying 30 cubic metres of the bathroom with smellies in phallic shaped bottles, having more bloody brushes than Michalengelo used to paint his ceiling and some very odd chrome things
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2009, 09:18:05 PM »
You have seen Mrs Nick's bathroom then  eeek:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2009, 09:21:10 PM »
She has her own bathroom  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Men's Feet
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2009, 09:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
She has her own bathroom  eeek: eeek: eeek:
No.. men are normally guests in the family bathroom
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