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[grumpyoldsoldier]

Thanks to you two I am now in shock and have been deeply traumatised, I feel in need of therapy, not to mention a darkened room which will allow me to recover my sensibilities and it was going to be such a good day

How about a  rubdown with an oily rag from an old soldier my dear eh?

[Miss Demeanour]

Not that old then eh 

[Uncle Mort]

When we get that old it'll be time to go. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Not that old then eh 

I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

[Barman]

Not that old then eh 

I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Not that old then eh 

I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Age concern smell funny, all of them, without exception.

[Miss Demeanour]

Not that old then eh 

I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Do you get 3 wishes with that 

[Barman]

Not that old then eh 

I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Do you get 3 wishes with that 

1) I wish I hadn't rubbed this 
2) I wish I hadn't rubbed this 
3) I wish I hadn't rubbed this 
 

[Nick]

BM is on form. It must be the sausage overdose

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Not that old then eh 

I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Do you get 3 wishes with that 

1) I wish I hadn't rubbed this 
2) I wish I hadn't rubbed this 
3) I wish I hadn't rubbed this