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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 02:45:33 PM »
Afternoon all
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Why's that? Not a dry bar surely?! Don't tell me that the government has now banned drinking in pubs too?!?!

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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 02:46:44 PM »
I cannot imagine what she is on about ~ our's is the very bestest best ever.  whistle:
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 02:51:11 PM »
Welcome back ATB (avoid the 'white wine') (cough)
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 04:53:24 PM »
Mate of mine had the name Colin Bowlocks and he was always having the piss taken out of him and he was almost getting suicidal about and he swore that once he got to 18 he would have it changed by deed poll so that he could live a normal life and not be mocked continually. He eventually changed his name to Simon

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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 04:55:44 PM »
Mate of mine had the name Colin Bowlocks and he was always having the piss taken out of him and he was almost getting suicidal about and he swore that once he got to 18 he would have it changed by deed poll so that he could live a normal life and not be mocked continually. He eventually changed his name to Simon
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 06:47:09 PM »
Many moons ago one of the committee members of my local British Legion was called Lesley Behan.

They were discussing this list on local radio yesterday, among those listed by callers were Eamonn Fire and it was alleged that there is a Tess Tickle
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 06:49:02 PM »
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 07:30:46 PM »
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Les.


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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009, 07:36:15 PM »
Haven't we all  ::)
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009, 07:49:31 PM »
To say nothing of the Sidebottoms who insist it's pronounced Siddee-b'tohm  eeek:
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2009, 08:10:14 PM »
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Lesley Behan
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Les.


I may have mentioned before that I have been aquainted for many years, with a Richard Head.

Mrs JOMs old boss was a Dick Head too. There appears to be a lot of them about

This dick pulled out in front of me the other day



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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2009, 10:44:21 AM »
This dick pulled out in front of me the other day




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On balance, that is probably better than having it pull out behind you.
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Re: Most Unfortunate Names
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2009, 11:22:38 AM »
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