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ATB

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Getting old
« on: February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM »
Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.

Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.

Did anyone else experience anything similar?












*I turned 30... whistle:

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Re: Getting old
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 02:44:36 PM »
Nope ~ it more sort of crept up on me.  sad24:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 02:45:52 PM »
Don't know what you're talking about - must be a man thing  lol:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 02:48:02 PM »
The Prime of Miss Demeanor ~ Make the most of it girl, it won't last ~ Gravity will get you in the end.








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Re: Getting old
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 02:49:56 PM »
Quote from: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
*I turned 30... whistle:

ONLY 30  eeek:

I think your vigorous 'carnel relations' may be having an effect on your health.

I'm 55 and only in the past few years have I experienced the problems of getting older. And I have a dodgey ticker.

Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order?  rubschin:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 02:53:46 PM »
Well they say that you are only as old as the woman you feel...but that would not make me old enough to drive, smoke, drink, vote or watch a 12A film by myself so I'll ignore that.

As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late.  eeek:

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Re: Getting old
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 02:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
*I turned 30... whistle:

ONLY 30  eeek:

I think your vigorous 'carnel relations' may be having an effect on your health.

I'm 55 and only in the past few years have I experienced the problems of getting older. And I have a dodgey ticker.

Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order?  rubschin:

If he's 30 I'm the fecking tooth fairy
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 02:56:34 PM »
Quote from: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:53:46 PM
As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late.  eeek:

Right or left hand  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 02:57:22 PM »
Bet he's left-handed.
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 02:59:30 PM »
All the best people are  cloud9:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 03:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2009, 02:57:22 PM
Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo...  noooo:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 03:09:22 PM »
This pub does seem to attract them for some reason  whistle:
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2009, 03:14:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 26, 2009, 02:56:34 PM
Quote from: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:53:46 PM
As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late.  eeek:

Right or left hand  lol: lol: lol:


Don't scoff. It's sex with someone you really love and women will never understand that bond.

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Re: Getting old
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 03:18:09 PM »
 lol:

Just pick the tissues up after will you thats all we ask  ::)
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Re: Getting old
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 03:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 02:59:30 PM
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Quite.....I'm left handed. angel1
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