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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2009, 09:43:39 AM »
I am going for a quick drink after work though  lol:

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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2009, 09:49:10 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Well at least she looks comfortable  eeek:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2009, 10:03:37 AM »
I am going for a quick drink after work though  lol:

Time to buy shares in the local dry cleaners then...  whistle:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2009, 10:51:22 AM »
A quick drink = less than an hour.

Just enough time to dispense my worldly wisdom which I think has what has been called for   eeek: -and catch up on her gossip of which I believe there is plenty   lol:



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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #64 on: March 03, 2009, 11:10:47 AM »
A quick drink = less than an hour.

Just enough time to dispense my wordly wisdom which I think has what has been called for   eeek:

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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #65 on: March 03, 2009, 11:27:47 AM »

Not at all - sometimes I have been known to be sensible - think that is in a leap year though  rubschin:

I just got lost in thought -  it was unfamiliar territory  lol:

I think she is having an affair with our new director and needs a confidante   noooo:

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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #66 on: March 03, 2009, 03:37:03 PM »
I am going for a quick drink after work though  lol:


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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #67 on: March 03, 2009, 04:24:53 PM »
Think a dictaphone might be more prudent  ;)
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #68 on: March 03, 2009, 04:25:26 PM »
Think a dictaphone might be more prudent  ;)

Nah ~ use yer finger like everyone else.
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #69 on: March 03, 2009, 04:28:48 PM »
 drumroll:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2009, 04:31:45 PM »
Think a dictaphone might be more prudent  ;)

Nah ~ use yer finger like everyone else.

That one do ya  lol:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2009, 04:33:34 PM »
Think a dictaphone might be more prudent  ;)

Nah ~ use yer finger like everyone else.

That one do ya  lol:


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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #72 on: March 03, 2009, 04:50:51 PM »
So, Miss D will be carrying a wire, like ... to get the low down, like  8)
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #73 on: March 03, 2009, 04:53:25 PM »
You've been watching too much Youff TV again haven't you Pastis  lol:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #74 on: March 03, 2009, 04:58:14 PM »
 eeek:  What's that?

Actually I stayed up too late last night and watched Hitchcock's Stage Fright... they wire one of the rooms in the hope of a confession  eveilgrin:
Marlene Dietrich on good form...  ;)
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