Misheard song lyrics

[Darwins Selection]

Nick I have listened and they sing "More than a woman, more than a woman to me"
If you can hear anything else in that you are in need of a jacket with very long sleeves and lots of buckles.

He is in need of that whatever they sing. 

[Barman]

Nick I have listened and they sing "More than a woman, more than a woman to me"
If you can hear anything else in that you are in need of a jacket with very long sleeves and lots of buckles.

He is in need of that whatever they sing. 

[Barman]

Has Nick been on the old Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds do you think...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Has Nick been on the old Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds do you think...? 

Probably just his usual purple haze. 

[Barman]

Has Nick been on the old Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds do you think...? 

Probably just his usual purple haze. 

[Pastis]

I still chuckle when I hear "Me ears are alight..." but that's prolly just me 

[Pirate]

What about this one? Spookily enough, it's 56 seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_i5Ca1FYko

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8hEC9WjOA





Somwhere in here is the line

' runs off like a douche is a runner in the night'

Never did understand it!

[Miss Demeanour]

Benny and the Jets  - Elton John

"She's got electric boobs " 

[Barman]

I still chuckle when I hear "Me ears are alight..." but that's prolly just me 

[Barman]

Benny and the Jets  - Eltin John

"She's got electric boobs " 

Boots dear, boots!  

[Miss Demeanour]

It sooooooooo doesn't sound like boots though does it  - 

[Barman]

It sooooooooo doesn't sound like boots though does it  - 

What do you think the line is then... 'Electric boobs and mohair soups' I suppose...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Seems plausible to me 

[Barman]

Seems plausible to me 

Bernie Taupin must be spinning in his grave...