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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2009, 05:00:33 PM »
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Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2009, 05:05:04 PM »
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Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2009, 05:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 05:05:04 PM
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Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
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Is this wise?  noooo:

IT IS NOT
Absolutely not!
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2009, 05:25:30 PM »
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I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
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That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

Dunno ~ I can't correct it either. Sorry.

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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2009, 05:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 27, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
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I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

Dunno ~ I can't correct it either. Sorry.

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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2009, 06:21:24 PM »
Well done The Boy   happ096

Hope that means he can now get into a secondary school that you want him to go to.



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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2009, 07:08:18 PM »
Well done the lad  happy088

I note Miss Creant is still having problems with other people's boxes  eeek:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2009, 01:36:24 PM »
We got his score thing through this morning.

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He obviously takes after me in the brains department  cloud9:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2009, 01:51:29 PM »
Two of you with the same kind of enquiring mind  shocked003
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2009, 01:52:03 PM »
He is much naughtier than me though  noooo:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2009, 01:54:09 PM »
Debateable  lol:

maybe he just has more opportunity  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2009, 01:55:35 PM »
He seizes every opportunity  evil:
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2009, 01:59:56 PM »
98% (!)

Excellent score ~ must be top.

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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 02:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
He is much naughtier than me though  noooo:


Errrrr ~ would you care to rethink that statement?
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Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 02:45:06 PM »
I have not:

broken windows
broken the DVD
knackered the cherry tree
smashed up the picnic table to make a tree house
caused visits to A&E  redface:
Left bacon and crabs on a radiator
gone up to my knees in mud and lost my new trainers
cut the washing line in half to tie it to the garden bench to make a swing

etc

or knackered my bike
or made a pigsty of my bedroom
or lost ALL my socks
or broken my saxophone
or left lego all over the effing floor
knackered the SIM card on the phone wot Santa brought me

etc
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