I have not:
broken windows
broken the DVD
knackered the cherry tree
smashed up the picnic table to make a tree house
caused visits to A&E
Left bacon and crabs on a radiator
gone up to my knees in mud and lost my new trainers
cut the washing line in half to tie it to the garden bench to make a swing
etc
or knackered my bike
or made a pigsty of my bedroom
or lost ALL my socks
or broken my saxophone
or left lego all over the effing floor
knackered the SIM card on the phone wot Santa brought me
etc